Random Moments

[Kbmaster1]

Create random moments or tell stories of random momments youve had in your life.

I start.

As I was going out one day, my head fell off and rolled away.

[Robobvious]

I was walking down the street and heard a car coming, so without looking or changing my pace I yelled out "Swords!" in a very flamboyant voice as they drove by.

[JesterDK]

I don't have a particular story about me, but I have one about my brother that's entertaining.

A while back, we decided we wanted food, but didn't wanna cook. The natural solution would then be to get fast food! But nobody wanted to drive. So we sent him, by foot, to Carl's Jr with some money.

I feel the need to point out that he's fifteen here.

Okay, what surprised us was the fact that he got there, got food, and showed back up again in just a few minutes. So we asked why it was so quick.

My brother walked there, got outside, and got into his backpack.
He stood in line waiting for other people to order inside. When it was his turn? He orders the food, and hands the guy at the register a note. It said "A manager outside gave me a few dollars to get some food."

That's it. It obviously wasn't from the manager, as it was written in his perspective.

...But it worked. Apparently, they started pulling burgers out of bags for the people in the drive through, and got him his order before everyone that ordered outside and before him.

12 burgers in 15 seconds, he said.
My favorite part? He took a burger out of the bag and ate it on the way from the counter.

Anyway. Random enough? I laughed.
Hahaha

[Kbmaster1]

Hmm... I may have to try this.

[Rubicant]

This has happened two, maybe three times with the same friend. I used my landline to call this m8. Dialled the number and waited for the dial tone, as you u do. Trouble is there was no ringtone but i could suddenly hear breathing and a tapping sound. Turns out it was my friend on the other line but because he had picked the phone up at the exact moment i dialled his number...there was no time for it ring.

It was a weird moment as we both started saying "hello, hello...." and then laughing after realising what had just happened (essentially, we had called each other at the same time). Freaked us out a bit especially since it happened a further two times over the course of our friendship. Talk about longshots.

[Runepop]

That happened to me once but it was a little diffrent.

What happened is that I was calling KB's house while his father was calling someone completly diffrent as soon as I pressed talk I hered his voice . My only reaction was damn that was quick.

[Kbmaster1]

This randomness brought to you by:

Skittles: Throw them at someone and run away yelling "taste the fuckin rainbow."

[Robobvious]

So I got bored like an hour ago, and decided to send out the same text to a few people, and see what I got back check it out. Parental advisory warning, mature content.

ROB: "CHOCOLATE DILDOS! If you're bored too text back with something random!"
CO: "nigger spoon"
ROB: "spicfork"
Then we had a normal convo after that.


ROB: "CHOCOLATE DILDOS! If you're bored too text back with something random!"
CU: "Vinilla Mastrabators"
Normal convo after that.


ROB: "CHOCOLATE DILDOS! If you're bored too text back with something random!"
NO: "RONALD MCDONALD DID MY LAUNDRY!"
ROB: "THIS MORNING I WOKE UP WITH THE KING AND HERPES!"
NO: "LUKE SKYWALKER GAVE ME LSD AND THEN SPROUTED A UNICORN HORN!"
ROB: "DARTH VADER GAVE ME ROHYPNOL AND I WOKE UP WITH ASS PAIN!"
NO: "ABRAHAM LINCOLD DID TAKE ME TO A GAY BAR!"
ROB: "I AM A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD!"
NO: "I WENT TO THE GARMENT DISTRICT AND THEY TOLD ME IT WASN'T A DISTRICT! IT'S A STORE!"
ROB: "I WANNA BUY A CAR ONLINE, SAVE SOME HASSLE, SAVE SOME TIME, BOSTON AUTO AUCTION! I BID, AND I WON, AND I DROVE AWAY!"
NO: "SANTA CLAUS IS WATCHIN YOU! HE IS INVOLVED WITH PEDOBEAR!"
ROB: "I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE, SOMEBODIES WATCHING ME! AND I GET NO PRIVACY! OOO!"
NO: "ROB, HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK? THE ANSWER: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!"
ROB: "PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED DICKS!"
NO: HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL. HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL. MORAL OF THE STORY? GRAVITY IS A BITCH. DON'T FUCK WITH IT."
ROB: "THREE BLIND MICE, SEE HOW THEY RUN. BECAUSE THEY SURE AS HELL CAN'T!"
NO: THE WLF FROM LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTOOD TRANSVESTITE WHO ONLY WANTED LOVE FROM A POOR GRANDMA AND A HOT MEAL."
ROB: "LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO BLUDGEONED FIELD MICE TO DEATH!"
NO: "THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT AND MORE!"
ROB: "LOO LOO LOO, I'VE GOT SCABIES! LOO LOO LOO, NOW YOU DO TOO!"
NO: "GROW GROW GROW YOUR WEED. SELL IT BY THE POUND. QUICKLY QUIETLY SECRETLY MERRILY. WEED IS QUITE A DREAM.
ROB: "DIRTY SANCHEZ, DONE DIRT CHEAP!"
I'm still textig NO so I may have even more soon.

[Kbmaster1]

Look a shooting star.

[Runepop]

:neko_046: My dream has come true I'm a fucking burrito.


:neko_117: WTF Why the hell are you people in my shower. alucard quit staring.

[Robobvious]

:neko_001: I have learned to use the force!

:neko_019: PRESSURE! Pushin' down on me!

:neko_022: You like me, you really like me!

:neko_027: GGGGOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:neko_089: Please sir may I have another?

:neko_107: Uroboros...

[Runepop]

This is what tabacco companies make you think their products do to you.

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/broly-in-dbz.jpg


WHAT REALLY HAPPENS.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/9/98/SkinnyGotenks.jpg

[Robobvious]

This is what tabacco companies make you think their products do to you.

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/broly-in-dbz.jpg


WHAT REALLY HAPPENS.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/9/98/SkinnyGotenks.jpg

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104386

[Kbmaster1]

:neko_021:I see boobies.

:neko_055:That's some good blood.

:neko_070:Yep... the bus driver officially hates me.

:neko_094:God I hate animals!!!

:neko_110::neko_106::neko_112:maybe I dont know my own strength

:neko_121:Look!!! A floating booger!!!

:neko_120:Get in your shackles puppet boy.

:mew_03:Cousin Yuroichi loves me.

[Robobvious]

:mew_03:Nyu? lawlz

[Fedaykin]

:mew_03:Nyu? lawlz

OMG that fucking Nyu shit in Elfen Lied is annoying.

[Robobvious]

OMG that fucking Nyu shit in Elfen Lied is annoying.

Really? I thought it was cute, she's all happy and doesn't know a thing, but then she gets all crazy and shit and rips people apart. It's adorable! Who's a good mutant? You are! Yes you are!

[Fedaykin]

Really? I thought it was cute, she's all happy and doesn't know a thing, but then she gets all crazy and shit and rips people apart. It's adorable! Who's a good mutant? You are! Yes you are!

Yeah it's cute, up until it's like:

Kid-"Hey Nyu, umm you pissed all over the floor man"
Nyu-"Nyu? Nyu nyu? Nyu?!

NYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU






P.S. Kinda exaggerating, but still....

[Umbrae]

As suspected, this is turning into a spam topic.

I'm gonna go consult with the mods to and come up with a decision to lock this bitch up or not.

[Fedaykin]

That's what I thought too. This is gonna end up a huge mess. Heck it's a mess now...

[JesterDK]

Consultation ensues!

[Kbmaster1]

alright, I got one, about 2 or 3 years ago I went to Tennessee and while there a guy staying at our hotel stopped directly at our door one night looked in at us while we were there and knocked on the window asking if we wanted any pot, lol

[JesterDK]

My sister, her friend, and myself were all driving around once when she got a message from a friend asking her to stop by a party. She went over, and went in for five minutes while we waited outside.

It was about midnight, and some weird shirtless guy roams out of his house, walks into the street, and starts talking on his cell phone.

In the middle of the conversation, he randomly turns to us and starts talking about tattoos. We just kinda ignore him as he goes back to the phone. Weird guy.

So he goes back to the conversation for a minute. Then he comes back up to us and asks us if we do crack, have any crack, or wanna smoke crack. That's about when we said no and went back to the car.

Dude was nuts.

random?!

[Robobvious]

Me and my friends like to do the invisible rope trick, look it up if you don't know what it is, haha.

I once got myself some free food by calling people chocolate glazed whores. True story.

[Kbmaster1]

I once got myself some free food by calling people chocolate glazed whores. True story.

Okay thats messed up.

[Umbrae]

*LOCKED*
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