Quotable Quotations

[RedWizard]

Back from the days of Pikei, but now with a new and improved title!

"I, Garland, shall knock you all down!"
-Garland (Final Fantasy)

"YOU SPOONY BARD!"
-Tellah (Final Fantasy IV)

[WanderingMind]

"Thank you! F*** you! A villain has arrived!"

-Ladd Russo (Baccano!)

[KnightAttack]

"I'm HOME?! Dear God! I'm blind!" *someone lifts the cloth from over his head* "It's a MIRACLE!" - Two and a Half Men

[Umbrae]

The kind of person who plays FPS is either a dumb frat guy or an angry 14 year old pre-pubescent boy who thinks violence is awesome.

-A wise man on GT forums.

[WanderingMind]

"X-Men, welcome to die!"

-Magneto, X-Men (Arcade)

[RedWizard]

"Guys... I'm clearly drunk."

-Me, last night.

"Hey, nothing says 'I rule' like dreadlocks on a white guy."

-The Game Overthinker.

[RedWizard]

"This guy are sick!"

-Aeris, Final Fantasy VII

[ReverendHobo]

The kind of person who plays FPS is either a dumb frat guy or an angry 14 year old pre-pubescent boy who thinks violence is awesome.-A wise man on GT forums.

*sniff*

I like FPS...


One day in class we were talking about KIT from Knightrider, specifically his talky thing.
If my car had a voice, I'd want it to be a stately British butler.
I've always imagined my car has the voice of a potty-mouthed Irishman...

[KomodoAce]

From the classic Steven Seagal movie "Fire Down Below"

Hatch: What the hell are you doing here?

Jack Taggert (Seagal's character): Well I was just out taking a Sunday stroll... but I guess maybe it's not Sunday.

[KnightAttack]

Even though it's not out yet, this line will become famous very, very soon:

"Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here." "

- Clint Eastwoods Character, Walt in Gran Turino.

[Crunkman2000]

Don't know if I posted this in the past:

Chuko in his kitchen raiding the pantry: FROOT LOOPS!
Me: Seems that James saw his reflection.

[RedWizard]

Don't know if I posted this in the past:

Chuko in his kitchen raiding the pantry: FROOT LOOPS!
Me: Seems that James saw his reflection.

I lol'd. Anyway,

Michael: "There's been a lot of lying in this family."

Lucille (Michael's mother): "And a lot of love."

Michael: "More lies."


(Its from Arrested Development.)

[ChukoLiang]

arrested development's awesome.

"Shadow had done three years in prison. He was big enough and looked don't-fuck-with-me enough that his biggest problem was killing time."

First two sentences of Neil Gaiman's American Gods

[KomodoAce]

"Well she was just 17, you know what I mean"

- The Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There"

A little creepiness in that song.

[Umbrae]

"Naruto: Blight upon humanity"
-SnakeEyez

It's my sig now!

[SnakeEyez]

"Naruto: Blight upon humanity"
-SnakeEyez

It's my sig now!

"Awesome."

~Me. Just now.

[NosLived]

"In 100 years, it won't matter what kind of car I drove, what my bank account looked like, or how big my house was. HOWEVER, By that time I'll have more than likely done some awesome things, and my ruins will be a freakin' tourist attraction..."

-Me to a friend a little while ago.

[ChukoLiang]

"Thanks for the help, Knuckle Joe!"

Shouted by me, when I summoned Knuckle Joe in Super Smash Brothers: Brawl

[ReverendHobo]

"Wait, everyone's quoting themselves..."

-Me after reading the last three posts.

[Umbrae]

"In 100 years, it won't matter what kind of car I drove, what my bank account looked like, or how big my house was. HOWEVER, By that time I'll have more than likely done some awesome things, and my ruins will be a freakin' tourist attraction..."

-Me to a friend a little while ago.
Hehe~ I like that.

[AmuroRay]

"Hello, Supernintendo Chalmers" - Ralph Wiggum

[WanderingMind]

"Macs have games!?"

- A friend to me a while ago.

[ChukoLiang]

wait, MACS HAVE GAMES? Elaborate!

[WanderingMind]

wait, MACS HAVE GAMES? Elaborate!

I have Warcraft III and Cave Story for my Mac. *gasp*

[Crunkman2000]

Regarding a Drama project:

Me: "Okay, so the book says that this rehearsal game involves spaceballs. SPACEBALLS~!"
JD: "Wait, what? +reads+ ...'tell the actors what speed the ball is moving at.'"
Simultaneously: "IT DOESN'T MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE GUYS. THE BALLS ARE INERT."

[ReverendHobo]

LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!

This has to be capitalized.

[SnakeEyez]

"People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows."

~Rimdot (http://www.foxkei.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3862&postcount=8)

[RedWizard]

"Sniper! No sniping!"

- My brother, after he got sniped in Halo 3

[ReverendHobo]

Chris Bechtel: how much is the rental fee on your RB equipment?
Clayton Harold: 50 initially, 10 every 3 hours after
Chris Bechtel: FUCK WHAT
Clayton Harold: Hey, this is the going market price!
Chris Bechtel: I hate you
Clayton Harold: HAVE YOU SEEN THE ECONOMY!
Clayton Harold: I NEEDZ TO MAKE MAH MONNIES!
Chris Bechtel: I need a Rock Band setup for my birthday, and I don't want to be paying that much for it
Clayton Harold: Alright, I'll give you a discount
Clayton Harold: Say,
Clayton Harold: 50 initially, and 10 every two hours after
Clayton Harold: I'll take an hour off
Clayton Harold: just for you

[Umbrae]

Can you guess who the topic of this sentence is?
The dude looks hella old. I was half expecting the hip fractures to kill him before the the bullets did.

[ReverendHobo]

Gran Torino!

[Umbrae]

Sorry, they were talking about Old Snake.

[ReverendHobo]

Damn...

[NosLived]

American Idol started up again just yesterday, and already Simon Cowell has told someone that they have no talent, and do not deserve to be there. Later he apologized to Paula, saying that he should not have said what he was really thinking.

-Jay Leno

I hate American Idol, I hate Jay Leno. But I laughed my ass off when I heard that one.

[AlucardsFate]

You hate Leno? Leno is funny...Sure Conan is more awesome...but still...

[Baberific]

"I gotta big butt, AND ALL YA'LL KISS IT!!!"

Christmas grandpa

[RedWizard]

"Oh, a bwown sweater. Its like you wead my mind."

-Homestar

[SnakeEyez]

"Shut up, to one and all o' dang y'all!"

~The Decemberween Thnikkaman

[NosLived]

You hate Leno? Leno is funny...Sure Conan is more awesome...but still...

Well yeah, that was a bit of a stretch. That wasn't cool. I don't Hate Leno, but I do prefer Conan.

"One day, the whole world looks like an open page. So you go dancing as fast as you can with a smile on your face. Then the earth and the sky, they open together. They carry me away as light as a feather. I'll chase the clouds from the ground, to the big blue sky. Don't wanna watch it all go by....... so I'm gonna.... fly...."

-Kiki's Delivery Service End Credits Song

Beautiful song.

[RedWizard]

"Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up."

-Tobias Funke

"That's enough family stuff for today."

-Michael Bluth



(From Arrested Development... funny out of context, even funnier in context)

[Robobvious]

"Jeniffer Conneley's half jewish too And I'd like to put some more in her!"

-Adam Sandler

[SnakeEyez]

AlucardsFate says:
Stupid Vaccum...and it's...putting out power
Yak Sneeze says:
Sucking power? I believe that's the technical term.
AlucardsFate says:
No...it always blows fuses around here
Yak Sneeze says:
Oh, so your vacuum blows. Gotcha.
AlucardsFate says:
That's what she said?
AlucardsFate says:
Can I use that here?
Yak Sneeze says:
Only if you used your vacuum as a sex toy.
Yak Sneeze says:
Yeah. I bet you're glad I put THAT image in your head.

[WanderingMind]

"Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."

-Gallagher

[ReverendHobo]

One day me and a friend of mine went to eat at a Chinese restaurant after school. I wasn't hungry and so didn't eat anything, she offered me her fortune cookie, but I turned it down. She insisted so I put it in my pocket and forgot about it. After a while we drove home, and during the drive I snuck it back in her takeout bag without her knowing. Later that day we got on YIM and started Instant Messaging.

poetryychickk: CLAYTON
tiny_mindhamster: hey
poetryychickk: hi
tiny_mindhamster: hi
poetryychickk: you are a sneaky devil
tiny_mindhamster: ?
poetryychickk: i found the f*****g fortune cookie!
tiny_mindhamster: Heh
tiny_mindhamster: I'm like a ninja

We talked about other things and it eventually came back to that.

poetryychickk: well anyway
poetryychickk: i can't believe you snuck in that fortune cookie
tiny_mindhamster: What did the fortune say?
poetryychickk: i bet when i open it up it'll say "your friend is a backstabbing d((^*^^(%&%g and you should kill him"
tiny_mindhamster: Maybe
tiny_mindhamster: I've gotten one like that before
poetryychickk: i bet
tiny_mindhamster: Only it said, "you are a backstabbing d((^*^^(%&%g and you should be killed"
tiny_mindhamster: I was a little confused at the time, but now it all comes full circle
poetryychickk: haha

[ChukoLiang]

"WHERE HAS HE GONE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?! A VOICE COMMANDS, FROM HIGH, ABOVE, THIS EARTH!"

- Chapter Four

[HeartlessCloud]

"Whatever happens, happens." -Spike, Cowboy Bebop

Me: "You have small feet."
Amanda: "You know what they say about girls with small feet, don't you?"
Me: "What's that?"
Amanda: "They have wide, gaping vaginas."

[Robobvious]

"Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth." -Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin

"Ahh! I'll buy it at a high price!" -The Merchant
"What are ya buying?" -The Merchant
"What are ya selling?" -The Merchant
"Got a selection of good things on sale stranger!" -The Merchant

[Umbrae]

My avatar is a borderline psychotic bitch...who would probably murder me at some point...
-AlucardsFate

[RedWizard]

"Bob Loblaw's Lawblog"

-Bob Loblaw

[SnakeEyez]

I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime: Signs. There are a lot of signs for minor infractions: "No Smoking," "Stay off the Grass," "Keep Out," and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: "Murder Strictly Prohibited," "No Raping People," "Thank You for Not Kidnapping Anyone." It's certainly worth a try.

~George Carlin

[RedWizard]

"YOU ARE THE GREATEST PLAYER!"

-Actraiser, after I finished it on Professional mode

[WanderingMind]

Devon the Wandering Mind says:
Ever played Area 51 for the PS2?
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
It's been sitting on my shelf for a while
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
I should finish it
PSM says:
heard it was mediocre
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
It is...
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
which is why I'll never get the sequel
PSM says:
I don't play games I don't like
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
I'll give it one more try
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
If I don't like it, I'll get rid of it
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
That's what I'm doing with Scurge: Hive for the DS
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
There's a reason why I found it for $10 at Best Buy
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
because it was a piece of crap
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
a Metroid rip-off in isometric 2D
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
more generic than store-brand soda
PSM says:
hahaha
PSM says:
generic. That was an academic team question!
R.I.P. says:
it was awesome
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
You'll never find that game, and you're a better person for that.
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
Unlike me
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
I should've spent that $10 elsewhere
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
Maybe get $10 worth of store brand soda
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
That would be way more enjoyable
PSM says:
hahahahahaahah
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
That's a lot of soda
PSM says:
that's a good 36 cans, right?
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
I was thinking of a 2-Liter bottle
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
I can get one for .99
PSM says:
even more!
PSM says:
you can get actual, brand name soda for that price here

[RedWizard]

"Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

-Obi-Wan Kenobi

"So... judging from the post below, Alucards is gay huh? Kinda saw it coming."

-LadyFox

[LadyFox]

"Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

-Obi-Wan Kenobi

"So... judging from the post below, Alucards is gay huh? Kinda saw it coming."

-LadyFox

Ohhhh Shhhnaaaaap! You can't be puttin my words on blast like dat! :O

"Like the fella once said
Ain't that a kick in the head" - Dean Martin

[AlucardsFate]

"So... judging from the post below, Alucards is gay huh? Kinda saw it coming."

-LadyFox

What the hell? Where did that come from?

Not gay over here! ALL MAN! WANNA ARM WRESTLE?! YEAH! YEAH!

NOT OVERCOMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING!

I'm gonna go buy a Hummer....

[RedWizard]

"I'm gonna go buy a Hummer..."

-AlucardsFate

[ChukoLiang]

what kind of hummer, exactly?

[GlassAdam]

what kind of hummer, exactly?

-psm

[ReverendHobo]

""I'm gonna go buy a Hummer..."

-AlucardsFate"

-RedWizard

[SnakeEyez]

"I came!"

~Skeletor

[Crunkman2000]

"EMTs are the worst kind of public service techs. They're like necrophiliac cops: they arrest you (cardiac), then they try to french kiss your dead corpse."

- Rev. Hobo

[ReverendHobo]

Wow... That quote of me was exactly wrong.

[WanderingMind]

Public Safety Crime Log
12/01/08 through 01/26/09
(my picks of the week)

12/06/08
Theft

At 9:40 a.m. employee reported a cement planter was stolen from outside Kamine Hall. Upon further investigation, it was discovered in a student's room. Referred to Dean of Students.

12/06/08
Criminal Mischief

At 11:32 p.m. student reported shampoo and urine on room door at McKeen Hall. A suspect was identified. Incident under investigation.

01/19/09
Receiving Stolen Property

At 3:40 p.m. officer discovered a stolen sign in a Watson Courts living unit. Referred to Dean of Students.

01/20/09
Criminal Mischief

At 9:32 a.m. employee reported scratches on a bathroom wall at South College. Incident under investigation.

01/24/09
Burglary

At 5:21 p.m. student discovered snacks, a chair and footstool missing from a room at Watson Hall. Subsequently, the chair and footstool were found elsewhere in the building. Incident under investigation.

[KomodoAce]

Scratches on bathroom wall is needs to be investigated?

The urine and shampoo one was particularly funny.

[RedWizard]

Ha ha, nice. Food thieves.

Bad guy: You're nuts!

Murdock: No, I'm condiments! I've been promoted!

(from The A-Team)

[AlucardsFate]

G-Prime says:
"Well...the French are stuck up
Hows that?

Ch4 says:
no!
what is wrong with you?

G-Prime says:
I'm part French
so I'm 40% stuck up"

[Umbrae]

"if u dare to struggle, u dare to win. if u dont dare to struggle, u dont deserve to win."
Got that off of my friend's Facebook profile.

[Robobvious]

Devon the Wandering Mind says:
Ever played Area 51 for the PS2?
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
It's been sitting on my shelf for a while
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
I should finish it
PSM says:
heard it was mediocre
Devon the Wandering Mind says:
It is...

lol, I liked Area-51 just for all the funny conspiracy stuff, and David Duchovny voice over. I beat it 100%, I put it away for awhile because I got stuck on my first Gray but then I remembered you could heal by killing in your alien form. You might have liked it more too if you knew you could fight fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads. And I'm not just quoting Dr. Evil you really could, and if you beat them you got this sweet weapon.

[WanderingMind]

lol, I liked Area-51 just for all the funny conspiracy stuff, and David Duchovny voice over. I beat it 100%, I put it away for awhile because I got stuck on my first Gray but then I remembered you could heal by killing in your alien form. You might have liked it more too if you knew you could fight fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads. And I'm not just quoting Dr. Evil you really could, and if you beat them you got this sweet weapon.

You're probably right...but I'm done with that game as it is.

RED NINJA! That game looked really cool when it first came out...very Tenchuy...

I did hear about the camera issues...so...the game was VERY TENCHUY!

-Alucard to SnakeEyez on the Backloggery

[RedWizard]

"Your PM box is 92% full."

-Foxkei


"Your health is low, watch that..."

-The Guildmaster from Fable

[WanderingMind]

"Eirika sucks because she just lives in the shadow of her overpowered horse-mounted sex-machine powerhouse brother of hers ... Seriously, IMO it's the best Lord I've ever seen (Roy with SoS stays the cheapest and Ike and Hector aren't bad too)"

-overheard on Deviantart

[ReverendHobo]

"Red Wizard needs food badly"

- Gauntlet Something or other.

[ChukoLiang]

"Hangar 18, I know too much!"

The last words you hear less than two minutes before you die. Horribly. In a fire.

[Fedaykin]

"If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts."

-Lance Armstrong

[SnakeEyez]

"Hey guys, what do you call a Jewish woman's boobs? ...jewbs."

~Eric Cartman

[RedWizard]

" ...style, to red, comes as naturally as taking a piss."

-The Baber

[Grand_OoF]

"Waitaminute Joe...If what you're saying is true...Then I still don't care."

-Dave Nelson, News Radio

"Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?"

"Uhhhh...France."

"Heh heh heh...No one ever says Italy."

-Hank Scorpio and Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Hey Missle! Yeah You! YOU SUCK!"

-Wolf O'Donnel, Star Fox Command

[WanderingMind]

"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."

-Mark Twain

[ReverendHobo]

Ch4 says:
recording

Ch4 has left the conversation.

John "Hannibal" Smith says:
.....
Templeton "Face" Peck says:
At the very beginning of your post...
Yak Sneeze says:
That must have been an awfully important recording.
Templeton "Face" Peck says:
Insert the avatar and align it to the left
Reverend says:
He's been sending me random recordings of him and our friends doing naughty things
Yak Sneeze says:
Reverend, the next time you see PSM, give him a good stiff backhand for me, will ya? I swear, every week he just leaves without saying goodbye or anything. No manners.
John "Hannibal" Smith says:
Ewww
Reverend says:
can do
Yak Sneeze says:
"Naughty things"? Are you guys having crazy orgies again?
Bosco "B.A." Baracus says:
I think he has problems. We should destroy him.
Reverend says:
I'm not
Reverend says:
they are
Yak Sneeze says:
Is there...lotionn involved?
Yak Sneeze says:
*lotion
Reverend says:
mayhaps
Bosco "B.A." Baracus says:
That's not win.
Yak Sneeze says:
Think I'd best leave it at that.
Reverend says:
There was something about being each other's daddies, and money
Reverend says:
it was horrible

[Crunkman2000]

For the record, that was the day I didn't hang with PSM. Good thing too, I missed the gay orgy.

ANYWAYS

"Saint's Row 2 is one of the few sandbox games that realizes gamers are dickheads. You give them freedom, they'll abuse it. You give them a gun, they'll shoot old ladies. You give them a car, they'll run over old ladies. You give them aircraft, they'll fly as high as possible, jump out without a parachute, and land on an old lady."

- Yahtzee, Saint's Row 2 review

[KnightAttack]

"Real Men don't cry, because we don't have emotions. REMEMBER THAT! you wuss!"

- A running joke between me and a couple of friends.

[ReverendHobo]

"Oh yeah, that guy's got a secret girlfriend." - Me and my friends talking about a self-proclaimed gay dude.

[Robobvious]

You ever hear the Mass "Click it or Ticket" seatbelt ads? Well me and my dad have two variations of that, "Buckle up douchebag" and "Click it or ticket motherfucker".

Also this is a convo I had with my dad, and his worker on a work trip to kentucky. Three Rob's in a van with a box marked KY in the back, sounds like fun right? lol, so we do this thing where you say "You know what I heard?" and you make up something (usually about someone else in the car) and then someone else goes "oh yeah I heard that too, we both heard it it must be true" well this is what happened.

Rob (worker): "You know what I heard? I heard Rob (dad) was in the Village People."
Rob (me): "Oh yeah? You know what I heard? i heard he got kicked out of the village people for being too gay."
Rob (all): *bust out laughing*

[WanderingMind]

John "Hannibal" Smith (Alucard) says: (4:02:32 PM)
HAHAHAHA
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:02:41 PM)
Hahaha
John "Hannibal" Smith says: (4:02:53 PM)
HA HA HA HA ha?
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:03:00 PM)
Bwahahahaha!
John "Hannibal" Smith says: (4:03:15 PM)
Ha! H- (cough) (cough)
John "Hannibal" Smith says: (4:03:19 PM)
Excuse me

[ChukoLiang]

"Like louis armstrong played the trumpet,
I'll hit that bong and break you off something
SOON!
I got to get my props,
cops! Come and try to snatch my crops!"

[Robobvious]

"Pillowpants?"
"Yo, some pickle-****er just gave us free eats!"
"Would you **** me? I'd **** me. I'd **** me hard."

-Clerks II

[Crunkman2000]

TiRO says (9:10 PM):
holy shit
it just clicked
I know now
I know what I want from a dynasty warriors game
Raptor Jesus says (9:25 PM):
?
TiRO says (9:26 PM):
I want the gameplay of DMC
but not the insane ridiculous building sized monsters
TiRO says (9:34 PM):
BUT
TiRO says (9:35 PM):
I want each character to have unique movesets
Raptor Jesus says (9:35 PM):
...yeah, not gonna happen
TiRO says (9:35 PM):
I KNOW
bt damnit
I want to dream!
Raptor Jesus says (9:35 PM):
DREAMS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO SUCCEED
TiRO says (9:35 PM):
like me
Raptor Jesus says (9:36 PM):
DO YOU WANT TO BE A FAILURE? OR DO YOU WANT TO GRAB LIFE AND RUN WITH IT LIKE A PRO PIGSKIN PLAYER AT THE SUPER BOWL?
TiRO says (9:36 PM):
I don't want people attacking me with fury in their eyes and fire in their hearts!
Raptor Jesus says (9:36 PM):
THEIR FURY IS BUT A SPARK
FURY BLINDS THE WEAK
Raptor Jesus says (9:37 PM):
BE A MAN! ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE!
YOUR DRILL SHALL BE THE ONE TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
TiRO says (9:37 PM):
wow
Raptor Jesus says (9:38 PM):
...I have no idea where that all came from
TiRO says (9:38 PM):
....
Kamina IS Raptor Jesus
Raptor Jesus says (9:38 PM):
I seriously just started typing random stuff
Raptor Jesus says (9:39 PM):
nah, I'm not manly enough
nobody is

[KnightAttack]

"Real Men don't cry, because we don't have emotions. REMEMBER THAT! you wuss!"

- A running joke between me and a couple of friends.



Yesterday, at my buddies wedding:

Me: "Hey man, what the heck happened up at the Altar?"
Groom/Buddy: "Oh, you mean when _____ [his new wife] told me to grow up?"
Me: "Yeah"
Buddy: "I was just about to cry....but then I remembered I couldn't, because well....Real Men Don't Cry"
Me: "Damn rights! And don't forget it!"

[RedWizard]

"Hey, I may be omnipotent, but that doesn't mean I'm omnisexual! I'm not gay or anything, I love the pussy!"

-The Spoony One

[Crunkman2000]

Fudgydeath1413: ah, do you play guitar?
Clayton Harold: Yeah
Clayton Harold: And I saw what you said
Clayton Harold: "Hobo would probably charge me"
Clayton Harold: I would never, ever charge you
Clayton Harold: more than the going rate
Fudgydeath1413: SEE
Fudgydeath1413: I KNEW IT
Clayton Harold: HOSHI-

[Robobvious]

"We've managed to avoid drowning!" -Raiden

[WanderingMind]

Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:49:28 AM)
Ya Har!
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:49:30 AM)
Ahoy there
Scatman John says: (12:49:44 AM)
Arrr, matey!
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:00 AM)
Do you know what the pirate movie was rated?
Scatman John says: (12:50:07 AM)
Arrrrrrrr!
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:12 AM)
What? *no...
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:13 AM)
It was PG
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:16 AM)
Wasn'
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:18 AM)
t
Scatman John says: (12:50:21 AM)
Why was it rated PG?
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:21 AM)
very violent
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:30 AM)
<_<
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:31 AM)
>_>
Sakura Kinomoto says: (12:50:34 AM)
No answer
Scatman John says: (12:50:36 AM)
Booty!


Alucard - Sakura Kinomoto
Wandering - Scatman John

[Robobvious]

Arr, spin us another yarn cabin boy!

[KomodoAce]

"Is it getting harder?" - Amuro Ray to our little sister who was playing some game on the PSP.

My reply?

"That's what she said"

lolrofl

[AlucardsFate]

"Is it getting harder?" - Amuro Ray to our little sister who was playing some game on the PSP.

My reply?

"That's what she said"

lolrofl

That would be funny...

...but you said it to you sister

which brings it into the realm of creepy...

[KomodoAce]

I said it to Amuro.

[AlucardsFate]

I said it to Amuro.

But the sister was still involved....

[KomodoAce]

But she doesn't understand what it means.

She watches The Office too and she still doesn't know what it means.

[ReverendHobo]

That would be funny...

...but you said it to you sister

which brings it into the realm of creepy...

Agreed.

[Robobvious]

Agreed.

Yeah you're a sick man Komodo! Stay away from our Little Sisters!
http://files.xboxic.com/xbox-360/bioshock/screen5large.jpg

[KomodoAce]

Oh screw you guys.

SCREW YOU IN THE ASS!

[AlucardsFate]

We are just missing...THIS....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/G-Prime/1188994406433346a87dgi3.jpg

[Robobvious]

I'm Chris HAN-sen

[Crunkman2000]

Clayton Harold: JD Meyer: now im going to cut apart the avy pic...its tal...300....and its suppose dto be 225
Clayton Harold: yeah
Clayton Harold: you want me to do it?
JD Meyer: fine...thanks....DAD!
Clayton Harold: don’t you give me no lip!
Fudgydeath1413: you should backhand him
Clayton Harold: DADDY GON’ TEACH YOU A LESSON!
Fudgydeath1413: ...
Fudgydeath1413: wow. I just...what.
Clayton Harold: exactly
Fudgydeath1413: YOU GON MAKE HIM SQUEAL?
Clayton Harold: LAK A PEEEEEEEEEEG!
Fudgydeath1413: SOOOEEEE
Clayton Harold: YOU GOT A PURTY MOWTH
Fudgydeath1413: ...
Fudgydeath1413: and with that the line is crossed.
Clayton Harold: I cross lines all over the place!
Clayton Harold: UNH!
Fudgydeath1413: But not state lines
Fudgydeath1413: damn tracking devices
Clayton Harold: ...
Clayton Harold: yeah...

[Fedaykin]

haha that was pretty random/funny.

[Crunkman2000]

From a convo with Kim. She accidentally called me instead of her boyfriend, and she was all sorry about it. I told her why she shouldn't worry.


Fudgydeath1413: I've had people call me and start talking about drug deals and stuff
Fudgydeath1413: "So you gonna drop off my weed tonight, n***a?" "...What?" "This IS Wallace, right?" "...No, wrong number." "Awwwww SHEEET!!! *click*"

Imagine that last line in the most stereotypical black man voice possible. That's what it sounded like.

This one makes no sense. It started with talk of repair crews and somehow turned into...well...

Fudgydeath1413: got me a Horadric Cube. Item space get.
John Doe: good for you...i got my computer back...but...my knuckledragger stepfather doesnt get that routers can't damage a computer...and because two monthes after i tried my router the comp started to act up
John Doe: it was obviously the router
Fudgydeath1413: lol
John Doe: yteah
Fudgydeath1413: sounds like Microsoft's 360 repair crew
Fudgydeath1413: WHAT'S DIS THING ERE MANG? HIT IT WIT A HAMMER!
John Doe: actually...that is all repair crews...
Fudgydeath1413: no
Fudgydeath1413: because Nintendo knows what they're doing
Fudgydeath1413: Sony, they just jam money into it and hope it works
Fudgydeath1413: while they stand atop piles of impoverished masses and scream GET A SECOND JOB TO BUY OUR SYSTEMS PEONS!
Clayton Harold: AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH THE VARIOUS SYSTEMS!
Clayton Harold: WITH YOUR PEONISES
Fudgydeath1413: YOU FOOLISH UGANDAN CHILDREN!
Clayton Harold: AND YOUR FOOLISH PEONISES
Fudgydeath1413: FOOLISH TINY PEONISES
Fudgydeath1413: and with that we stop
Clayton Harold: nope
Clayton Harold: FOOLISH TINY PEONISES WITH GENITAL SORES!
Fudgydeath1413: CAUGHT FROM BECHTEL'S EX!
Fudgydeath1413: HEYOOOO
Clayton Harold: no
Fudgydeath1413: YES! YES!
Fudgydeath1413: I'm like the white Mencia
Fudgydeath1413: I tell terrible jokes
Fudgydeath1413: I ruin good things
Fudgydeath1413: EXCEPT
Fudgydeath1413: I don't end everything with the punchline "beaner." 'stead it's "Bechtel's ex!"

[ReverendHobo]

Clayton Harold: oh fuckin' lawls
Clayton Harold: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
Clayton Harold: Wikipedia
Clayton Harold: for stupid people
JD Meyer: this hurts
Clayton Harold: soooo good
JD Meyer: 'Batman' is a story about a rich man named Bruce Wayne. As a young child, Bruce saw a robber kill his mother and father after the three of them left a theater.
JD Meyer: Bruce Wayne then became Batman using a costume and a lot of neat tools, and Batman became his superhero identity
JD Meyer: this is like a 7 year olds book
Clayton Harold: yeah
Clayton Harold: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sniper
Clayton Harold: That is bad...
Clayton Harold: Snipers usually wear camouflage clothing, to avoid being seen.[17] They often paint their faces green or black to make them shine less, and blend in with the surroundings.[18] Also, they sometimes wear special suits, called ghillie suits, which are made of plants, and shredded burlap or yute.[19] These suits are very effective at hiding the sniper.
JD Meyer: effective is the biggest word i ahve seen in this
Clayton Harold: it's bad

[SnakeEyez]

"In prisons -- and this is true -- in prisons, before they give you a lethal injection, they swab your arm with alcohol first. It's true! Well, they don't want you to get an infection. And you can see their point: wouldn't some guy to go to hell and be sick! It would take a lot of the sport out of the whole execution."

~George Carlin

[Fedaykin]

"Atheism is a non-profit organization"

-George Carlin

George Carlin is awesome.

[SnakeEyez]

George Carlin is awesome.

Truer words were never spoken. I have a 365-day calendar on my nightstand full of George Carlin quotes. What an excellent way to start my day!

[Fedaykin]

Truer words were never spoken. I have a 365-day calendar on my nightstand full of George Carlin quotes. What an excellent way to start my day!

Dude WANT!

[Crunkman2000]

"You know your weekend is bad when you get your junk stuck in a toaster."

- Me, randomly spouting off nonsense to see how a homie of mine reacted.

Easiest way to 3 minutes of awkward silence.

Before you ask, no, I didn't get my junk stuck in a toaster. That would hurt.

[ChukoLiang]

Devon the Wandering Mind says (8:55 PM):
I'm in no shape to play Persona 4 right now...
"Whatsername?" says (8:55 PM):
so your status is "sick" and you can't go to tartarus?
Devon the Wandering Mind says (8:56 PM):
Yes
Devon the Wandering Mind says (8:56 PM):
Replace Tatarus with the strip club dungeon
"Whatsername?" says (8:56 PM):
hell man, I don't care how sick I am, I could go there
"Whatsername?" says (8:57 PM):
hahahahahah

[Baberific]

"BISON!!!!"

guile yelling while the flames of hell are summoned behind him.

[ReverendHobo]

"You know your weekend is bad when you get your junk stuck in a toaster."

- Me, randomly spouting off nonsense to see how a homie of mine reacted.

Easiest way to 3 minutes of awkward silence.

Before you ask, no, I didn't get my junk stuck in a toaster. That would hurt.

"You know your night is awesome when you have Reese's peanut butter cups and white chocolate chips stuck in your teeth!"

- Me, after we all went and got ice-cream

[Crunkman2000]

"You know your night is awesome when you have Reese's peanut butter cups and white chocolate chips stuck in your teeth!"

- Me, after we all went and got ice-cream

This is true. Not as good as white chocolate chips and BANANA ice cream.

[KomodoAce]

"Damn I'm a hairy beast." - Amuro Ray

"I call my dick Chewbacca." - My response.



- My bro and I just talking nonsense earlier today.

[ReverendHobo]

"Damn I'm a hairy beast." - Amuro Ray

"I call my dick Chewbacca." - My response.



- My bro and I just talking nonsense earlier today.

I'm sorry, I just can't get over this:

[KomodoAce]

You cut me deep Hobo.

You cut me real deep


:(

EDIT: Wait how did you come to that conclusion at all? It's my lovely girlfriend.

Completely different from the person you know as KomodoAce.

[AlucardsFate]

*iAlejadro el Pile Driver Magnifico! is Alex A.K.A. Grand_OoF!

AlucardsFate says:
So are you just outside right now?
or are you at Chilis
enjoying their selection of...
<_<
>_>
What I can only hope is food

iAlejadro el Pile Driver Magnifico! says:
Neither
I am at Doc's Fish Camp and Grill

AlucardsFate says:
They serve...food?

iAlejadro el Pile Driver Magnifico! says:
...
No, they serve bait
I have to catch my food
Of COURSE THEY SERVE FOOD

AlucardsFate says:
Ya never know..
You been in the kitchen?
Ask the waitress for a baby
and a knife and fork

iAlejadro el Pile Driver Magnifico! says:
...
NO
What is with you today?
Punching children?
Eating children?

AlucardsFate says:
Whoa whoa...
I never said that
Typically at any resturant...you already have a knife and fork
You need another so they baby can eat
Geez...

iAlejadro el Pile Driver Magnifico! says:
T_l

AlucardsFate says:
You want him to plump up before you eat him
Don't you know anything?
Absorb those seafood flavors
I hope someone sees this conversation over your shoulder

iAlejadro el Pile Driver Magnifico! says:
...
You make it so hard to like you sometimes

[Crunkman2000]

Fudgydeath1413: so I got to play GH World Tour yesterday
Fudgydeath1413: PS3 version
Fudgydeath1413: demo
Clayton Harold: cool
Fudgydeath1413: it wasn't too bad...until I tried to use the slide keys
Fudgydeath1413: unresponsive as FUCK
Clayton Harold: nice
Fudgydeath1413: yeah, if it wasn't for the damn slide, I'd have hit at least 98% on Livin' On a Prayer
Fudgydeath1413: on hard. I wasn't gonna try expert because I know how Activision thinks Expert on GH should be (complete bullshit)
Clayton Harold: yeah
Fudgydeath1413: but from what I saw, the track list according to demo...ehh...
Fudgydeath1413: I found two recognizable songs. Eye of The Tiger and LoaP (which are both also in RB2...)
Fudgydeath1413: some Kravitz
Fudgydeath1413: and Linkin Park. : /
Clayton Harold: D:
Fudgydeath1413: and I think Pat Benatar was on there again.
Fudgydeath1413: so to be honest, RB2 is still the winner this round
Clayton Harold: : D
Fudgydeath1413: because it's responsive, doesn't rely on a shitty gimmick, and as far as I know has a better track list. GH has Crazy Train, but seeing as how you have to buy the full game to play it
Clayton Harold: From now on, I'm going to speak only in emoticons
Fudgydeath1413: ...lol
Clayton Harold: : 3
Fudgydeath1413: ...
Fudgydeath1413: what
Fudgydeath1413: you whore
Clayton Harold:
Fudgydeath1413: you talk like an angsty teenage girl on her period
Fudgydeath1413: EMOTE EMOTE EMOTE
Fudgydeath1413: CUT SELF
Fudgydeath1413: EMOTE SOME MOAR
Clayton Harold: : /

[KnightAttack]

'I'm just a regular everyday normal guy....I have an According to Jim Personality"

from:

Everyday Normal Guy - Jon Lajoie

[JesterDK]

"I AM THE MATRIX!"
-Me, and now my friend whenever something awesome happens on a game.

[SnakeEyez]

AlucardsFate says:
After I found out that Streets of Rage 2 was not included...I was pissed
AlucardsFate says:
But that's on my Wii...
Red Wizard says:
The 360 Collection has all three SoR games.
AlucardsFate says:
The 360 collection can suck my b***s
Red Wizard says:
I doubt an inanimate object could do such a thing.

[Robobvious]

"I FUCKED a pineapple last night, the pricklers hurt my dick, and the juice made my pee-hole burn, but then I came like a racehorse!" -Me, being awesome

[Fedaykin]

"I FUCKED a pineapple last night, the pricklers hurt my dick, and the juice made my pee-hole burn, but then I came like a racehorse!" -Me, being awesome

O_O

[Robobvious]

O_O

Yeah, that's right. (...Not a true story just in case you were worried)

Also made this one: "You don't know what hard is! I live in a box out behind Dunkin' Donuts! You fucking chocolate glazed whore!"

That one got me some free food.

[JesterDK]

RE5 SPOILISMS?!
JesterDK: Wesker had better not really be dead. He's too awesome of bad guy.
Scrollkid: Yeah, but Capcom came out and officially announced him dead after the release.
JesterDK: Freaking lame... Oh well. But if someone comes along in RE6 with Wesker's arm, it's time to be pissed.

--For the record, I don't think he is.

[SnakeEyez]

"I have just as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it."

~George Carlin

[Fedaykin]

"I have just as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it."

~George Carlin

Man George Carlin was one awesome dude. RIP

[Crunkman2000]

Fudgydeath1413: I'm confused as to why I'm playing MMX4 again
Fudgydeath1413: am I really that bored that I'm playing through a PS1 platformer for what I honestly think is the tenth time?
Clayton Harold: Try meth
Fudgydeath1413: X4 is to me what cocaine is to druggies
Fudgydeath1413: X5 is like going to Narc-Anon
Fudgydeath1413: and X6 is like a spoonful of dried motor oil
Fudgydeath1413: laced with arsenic
Fudgydeath1413: I don't know what that means besides that X6 sucked
Clayton Harold: X7 was a colonoscopy
Fudgydeath1413: and X5 was meh
Clayton Harold: X8 was a shoe
Clayton Harold: X9 was retro-future-retro game
Fudgydeath1413: X8 I've heard was pretty good, to be honest
Clayton Harold: X D was a smiley face
Clayton Harold: Dx was a sad face
Clayton Harold: XXX was porn
Fudgydeath1413: ...and a bad Vin Diesel movie
Clayton Harold: And A7X was a band
Fudgydeath1413: and a bad Vin Diesel movie!

[ChukoLiang]

jesterddk: where did people learn that just because you wont let someone respond, it makes you right?
Chiro Kadeshi Badass: I dunno. Maybe they teach it in retard school?
jesterddk: hahaha... "HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH TARD SCHOOL!"
Chiro Kadeshi Badass: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
jesterddk: quote thread? hahaha

[Mala_Suerte]

"Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. "
- Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon

"Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane. "
- Hard Candy

[Robobvious]

"Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane. "
- Hard Candy

Ellen Paige is fucking insane, and that movie is fucked. Honestly, I wouldn't have left that bedroom once I had the gun. And if it progressed to the part where he gets his balls cut off I would have killed her, left a note explaining what happened, and then killed myself. But I would NOT let her live after that.
Good movie though.



RE5 SPOILISMS?!
JesterDK: Wesker had better not really be dead. He's too awesome of bad guy.
Scrollkid: Yeah, but Capcom came out and officially announced him dead after the release.
JesterDK: Freaking lame... Oh well. But if someone comes along in RE6 with Wesker's arm, it's time to be pissed.

--For the record, I don't think he is.

Yeah I don't think so either, it seems too final. Besides, this is RE we're talking about, they could always pull a Mummy Returns and find his corpse fine, just encased in volcanic rock, and even if he really is dead there are still other living Wesker's to be killed.

[SnakeEyez]

"Most people don't know what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it."

~George Carlin


I freaking love this calendar.

[ReverendHobo]

After calling in sick today, I told my douchebag boss that I went to the doctor and have a note. He asked what was wrong, but he did it in the most dickish way possible Toquote: "Oh yeah? What's wrong?" I told him that it's either a stomach virus or perhaps my appendix (I left out the part where we figured out it's most likely stress induced). Then he told me that he "expected" me to come in to work tomorrow

"Well, I got Kelsey to cover for you... I expect you to show up tomorrow... You can come in tomorrow, right?"
"I don't know..."
"..."
"..."
"Is that a yes or a no?"
"It's an I don't know..."
"Well, I need a decision."
"Can you hold on a sec?

Yeah, I have my crystal ball here... Whoops, I forgot to charge it, sorry, I still don't know the future."
*click*

[Mala_Suerte]

"I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco. " - Planet Terror

"Ah, you're awake. I was hoping you'd cry out in your sleep, then I would have bitten your head off to silence you. " - Princess Mononoke

"Look over there. I got plenty of tail. I got more tail than I can handle. I even got white tail! " - Coffy

"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords." - Kill Bill

peace out everybody!

[Heiae]

"News flash, big guy. You can 'wax on, wax off' all you like.. I'm still.. kicking your ass!"
-Gene to Elvis, the first boss of God Hand.

[Robobvious]

"I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco. " - Planet Terror

I love that movie, but the ending would have been better if we hadn't seen those extra few pics of Bruce Willis all fat and deformed.

[AlucardsFate]

I love that movie, but the ending would have been better if we hadn't seen those extra few pics of Bruce Willis all fat and deformed.

I liked Death Proof better...Chicks vs psychotic car driving stuntman? Cool! And like most Tarintino movies...even the conversations are entertaining.

[Robobvious]

I liked Death Proof better...Chicks vs psychotic car driving stuntman? Cool! And like most Tarintino movies...even the conversations are entertaining.

Yeah, I suppose Death Proof was better. Good movies the both of them.

[Crunkman2000]

I've been collectin' quotes this week at school.

"I DIDN'T KNOW OXEN RAN ON GAS!" - Walker talking about his mishaps in Oregon Trail that ended with explosive oxen.

"I'll punch you in the fist WITH MY FACE!" - Hobo being awesome again.

"I wish I had a bionic claw-arm. Then I wouldn't have to wear underwear." - Bakoren

"IMMA MASTICATIN MAH SAMMICH!" - Some dude at lunch

"Do we need to wear pants for this?" - Some guy in my government class in response to the assignment we were given

"Fat people are like the overweight, unemployed, middle-aged Kenshiro!" - Me, after Hobo explained how fat people's punches make stuff explode if it has less mass than them.

[WanderingMind]

Me: *describing Tales of Symphonia to a friend*
Frank: "So it's like Drexel (University) meets a video game?"
Me: "...yeah, you could say that."

-Random conversation that took place last week

He wasn't serious when he said that, for your information.

[ReverendHobo]

"Fat people are like the overweight, unemployed, middle-aged Kenshiro!" - Me, after Hobo explained how fat people's punches make stuff explode if it has less mass than them.

We were discussing the movie "12 rounds" in which a fat guy is on an elevator that's cut from the 20th floor or something and crashes into the ground floor.

"Yeah, and then the elevator hits the bottom and everything explodes."
"Explodes? Why?"
"Don't you know? Fat is highly explosive... Like if a 747 full of weight watchers ever crashed into a fat camp... three states would be destroyed."

[Fedaykin]

God 12 Rounds sucks. But heck anything with John Cena is bound to suck.

[FishinForSam]

"EVEN IN DEATH, I F%CK YOUR MOTHER!" Angery Marine.

[ReverendHobo]

Chris Bechtel: so how much do you think a new copy of Okami would cost?
Chris Bechtel: Wii version, that is
Clayton Harold: uh...
Clayton Harold: 17 bucks and a BJ?
Chris Bechtel: I'm thinkin' of buying it for someone for their b-day
Clayton Harold: I'd just give them the 17 bucks and a BJ
Chris Bechtel: doesn't quite work on a chick
Clayton Harold: Aren't you a cunning linguist?
Chris Bechtel: I think I got it for about $30, but I'm not sure of that
Chris Bechtel: not on all chicks
Clayton Harold: ...
Clayton Harold: The Joke's lost on you isn't it?

[Crunkman2000]

Fudgydeath1413: my cunning linguist skills wouldn't work on [name removed!], you see
Fudgydeath1413: because she wouldn't let me get to that part
Fudgydeath1413: instead opting to kick me in the shins because I say I'm not a big fan of Hinder
Fudgydeath1413: and then laughing at my pain like a good friend should
Fudgydeath1413: BUT I DIGRESS
Clayton Harold: Hinder sucks
Fudgydeath1413: indeed
Fudgydeath1413: I just have to find a way to get $30 or so by next month
Fudgydeath1413: and no, that doesn't count street corners
Clayton Harold: Yeah... you're not nearly popular enough
Fudgydeath1413: I know
Fudgydeath1413: last time I tried, I was told by police that I was driving away business. : (
Clayton Harold: lawls
Clayton Harold: "yer scarin' away customers, we got a sting goin'!"

[SnakeEyez]

Rob: "I've got twenty bucks that says you can't eat all that."
Bucky: "Look pal, I'm not intimidated by you or your freakish talking money."

~Get Fuzzy (the comic strip)

[ChukoLiang]

So there we were, walking in TOTAL SILENCE for about twenty minutes, outside, at night. All of a sudden, a single phrase, a single shout:

"BOOM HEADSHOT!"

That was awesome.

[RedWizard]

"To make honey, bee need young flower, not old prune."

-Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid)

[The_Edge]

"Anyone who gets in our way is either on Saren's payroll or just stupid. Killing the former is just business; killing the latter is a favor to the universe."

-- Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect

[Robobvious]

"My dick's not gonna blow itself"
"It's a good thing it can't, they'd be doing it all the time"
"Yeah, there'd be an increase in car accidents and plane crashes because of it"

Me and my dad with what started out as jokingly making sexist remarks and evolved from there.

Btw, dinosaur's tails got in the way of sex, that had to do with another conversation we had one time, that got us all (there were some other people in the car) laughing hysterically. Can't for the life of me figure out how we reached that point in the conversation or what was so hilarious about it, all I remember was wondering aloud if dinosaur's tails got in the way.

[LuminousAtelier]

^Hahaha!XD

This is a post by a Twilight Hero or about to be changed to Controller Crusade Memeber.

TheUltimateColorRedux:"habbit"? is it also a habbit of urs to also sound like ur wearing a rabbit suit as you type and unconciously 'rabbit' up words? I once had a situation like that. I was wearing a dog suit, drooled on my keyboard, chased the cat, and, go figure, Obama won the election. ....Wait, i have more. I also believe it was a conspiracy. I distinctly heard the song "You spin me Right Round" playing outside my window. 1. That song wasn't out yet 2. Thats precisely what every American and my mom was experiencing. The latter because of the mess i made digging up the yard. And the final piece of the puzzle is most certainly because of...Alanna. That is because i called her while she was about to take a shower (thank god!) but shouldn't she have been watching Obama on t.v.? No...she plotted the whole thing while showering. As well as singing Thriller and slipping when trying to do the zombie dance. And Lelouch says I'M crazy?"
Damn funny he so obviously rolls with the random.XD

[SnakeEyez]

"No one is ever completely alone. When all is said and done, you always have yourself."

~George Carlin

[Robobvious]

"Hmm... huggable." -Me, helping my friend describe herself for a form we need to give to our guidance counselor, haha.

[ChukoLiang]

I am sorry, you mother, to tell you the truth,
of the young man who died, I dialed from a booth,
for the telegraph lines were full on this day,
the day where it seemed as if God went away

He fought alongside all of his fellow man,
I cannot help but wonder if perhaps he was damned
to suffer this fate and bring home to his bride,
the horrifying news of the way that he died

For he died with honor, and he died with pride!
That's what we told her, but the truth is we lied,
he deserted his post or was captured or killed,
we don't really know, but he wasn't that skilled

That the armies of evil could let him survive,
they sought out his life and then chose to deprive
his dear wife, kind mother of their husband and son,
by artillery shell or barrel of a gun

But the horrors of war, the death and the pride,
that kept them away from the holes where they'd hide,
was the greatest evil that could befall a man,
and the one thing I wonder, could they prevail? They can

[RedWizard]

"Anyone for a footlong weenie?"

-John "Hannibal" Smith

[ChukoLiang]

"I'm in the bar or the coffee shop
but I don't like drinking
and I fucking hate coffee shops"

-P.O.S. is Ruining My Life

by P.O.S.

[SnakeEyez]

"Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest since no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same thing with swamps and wetlands."

~George Carlin

[Baberific]

"You are so much of an idiot....that it is impossible to make fun of you."
~Gregg speaking to Allen in "the hangover"

[RedWizard]

"Thanks to everybody who took the time to select a character. Heiae, enjoy your one-way ticket to the Pit of Eternal Rosie O'Donnell."

-SnakeEyez

[AwesomeSauce]

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient, it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. -Winnie the Pooh.

=P

[Supercool33]

I am the great Cackletta’s most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!
If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess’s voice, then you are idiots of foolishness!
Princess Peach’s sweeet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta’s desires!
And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread!
The mustard of your doom!
Eeeeyahahaha!

-Fawful, Super Mario Bros. All Stars

[SnakeEyez]

"I'm going to eviscerate you and use your entrails as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!"

~Gohan from Dragonball Z: The Abridged Series

[ReverendHobo]

"This video has language not suitable for minors, if you're under the age of 18 and have never heard the word "fuck" before... well you have now"

- The narrator from Dragonball Z: The Abridged Series: Bloopers

[Supercool33]

"Alright maggots listen up.
Popo's 'bout to teach you the pecking order.
It goes you. The dirt. The worms inSIDE of the dirt. Pope's STOOL. KAMI.
Then Popo.
Any questions?"
-Mr Popo, from DBZ Abridged episode 4

[SnakeEyez]

"I try to think, but nothing happens."

~Curly Howard of the Three Stooges


"Are you married or happy?"

~Also Curly Howard

[Scion_of_Life]

"This video has language not suitable for minors, if you're under the age of 18 and have never heard the word "fuck" before... well you have now"

- The narrator from Dragonball Z: The Abridged Series: Bloopers

See? That is what a parental advisory sticker should have on it!

[RedWizard]

"Megatron's the butch, Starscream's the bitch."

-The Spoony One

[Grand_OoF]

"When debating, solve your disagreements not with words but by shouting...

'I AM A MAN!'

...and punching your opponent in the gut."

-Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall

[WanderingMind]

Overheard in the chat during an FFIV stream at Noi's Channel of Gamitude (http://www.justin.tv/noinoi)

11:07 endaso: Cecil gained: Bishonen!

(when Cecil changes from Dark Knight to Paladin)

11:15 bg_hojo72:in short, FF games teach kids to smoke pot, cause they you can't die when you're stoned =P

[ChukoLiang]

"COME ON!"

-The final boss of Ace Combat Zero.

[RedWizard]

"Here Spike - compute quickly!"

-Optimus Prime (G1)

[Baberific]

"this drummer has some large man boobs"

-Gene from Godhand.

[ChukoLiang]

"DOUCHEBAGS!"

-Gene, from Godhand

[Crunkman2000]

Fudgydeath1413: apparently, this guy is going around claiming that he's going out with Tiffany. Which is funny, because he's obviously not; she's ripshit pissed about it.
Fudgydeath1413: now, how can I be labelled an idiot and douchebag...when there's guys that lie about stuff like that? : /
Clayton Harold: Bechtel...
Clayton Harold: There's something I have to admit
Clayton Harold: It was me
Fudgydeath1413: YOU BASTARD
Clayton Harold: I've been going out with tiffany
Fudgydeath1413: YOU STOLE THE OLD LADY'S SQUIRREL FEEDER TOO DIDN'T YOU
Clayton Harold: yeah
Fudgydeath1413: AND CAUSED 9/11!
Fudgydeath1413: AAAAGH
Clayton Harold: I admit that too
Clayton Harold: The holocaust?
Clayton Harold: me
Clayton Harold: The bataan death march?
Clayton Harold: me
Fudgydeath1413: D:
Clayton Harold: The birth of Kanye west?
Clayton Harold: Some black dude
Clayton Harold: But I told him to hit it
Fudgydeath1413: D:

[ReverendHobo]

I was hanging out with a friend of mine today, she's a notoriously bad navigator when it comes to driving. She was using a GPS to get where we were going.

GPS: "You have left the designated route"
Friend: "Fuck You"

[WanderingMind]

Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:23:44 AM)
Has BlazBlue come out yet?
Galaxia? says: (4:23:44 AM)
since Im still pretty new to it
Galaxia? says: (4:23:47 AM)
Nope
Galaxia? says: (4:23:52 AM)
I'm contemplating preordering it
Galaxia? says: (4:24:01 AM)
But I'm not sure if it's gonna be worth 60 bucks
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:24:13 AM)
The character selection is supposed to be limited
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:24:20 AM)
but from what I've read so far,
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:24:25 AM)
I won't be able to get it out of the gate..
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:24:26 AM)
the game is supposed to be awesome
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:24:53 AM)
None of the characters are clicking with me like the did with Guilty Gear but I'll probably end up playing Jin.
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:25:00 AM)
Same here
Galaxia? says: (4:25:03 AM)
I dunno whose even in it...Galaxia? says: (4:25:06 AM)
TO THE INTERNET!
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:25:18 AM)
Jin is the only one I recognize
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:25:34 AM)
RAGNAR THE BLOODEDGE or whatever.
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:25:36 AM)
Grapply guy.
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:25:51 AM)
Ninja guy who also looks kinda cool.
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:25:58 AM)
Chinese chick Alucards will play as forever
Galaxia? says: (4:26:05 AM)
I like this girl with the Usagi hair
Galaxia? says: (4:26:09 AM)
And the cat umbrella
Galaxia? says: (4:26:15 AM)
Demon stuffed animal thing
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:26:17 AM)
Lemme check out some of the other characters
Galaxia? says: (4:26:19 AM)
I dunno who she is
Galaxia? says: (4:26:26 AM)
but I wont' be able to decide till I play theg ame
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:27:00 AM)
Oooh...grim reaper guy
Galaxia? says: (4:27:22 AM)
Hey...occasionally I have guy characters damn you
Galaxia? says: (4:27:28 AM)
You never played me in Tekken
Galaxia? says: (4:27:29 AM)
LAW
Galaxia? says: (4:27:36 AM)
BRUCE LEE RIPOFF FOR THE WIN
Galaxia? says: (4:27:43 AM)
It's the next best thing to actual Bruce Lee
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:27:46 AM)
Girl with top hat......
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:27:51 AM)
I'm going to play as her
Galaxia? says: (4:27:57 AM)Of all teh Bruce Lee ripoffs...hes teh good one
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:28:32 AM)
Nah, Jann Lee is better. Because he's actually a little different.
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:28:42 AM)
Oh, and that top hat chick is a little boy, I think.
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:28:54 AM)Wait...
Galaxia? says: (4:28:56 AM)
I get paid on Friday...so we shall see
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:28:58 AM)
I hope you're kidding
Galaxia? says: (4:29:00 AM)
when does this game release?
Galaxia? says: (4:29:14 AM)
(Hopefully gamestop guy will stop trying to sell me crap
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:29:14 AM)
Like, the 30th.
Galaxia? says: (4:29:21 AM)
JUST GIMME MY CONDUIT DAMN YOU!
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:29:42 AM)
Yeah, that's a little boy.
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:29:43 AM)
Hahahah
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:30:28 AM)
GOD DAMMIT
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:30:40 AM)
YOU LOVE IT
Heiae the Terrible Discotrooper says: (4:30:41 AM)
THE SHOTA
Galaxia? says: (4:30:46 AM)
....
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:30:59 AM)
.....
The Legendary Hero, Sailor Galaxia says: (4:31:13 AM)
.....
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:31:19 AM)
.................
The Legendary Hero, Sailor Galaxia says: (4:31:27 AM)
.#$%@@#>...
Devon the Wandering Mind says: (4:31:36 AM)
*****

[ChukoLiang]

[16:41] The DM That Failed: CORAL
[16:41] Rob: WHAT GOD DAMNIT
[16:41] The DM That Failed: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[16:42] Rob: NOTHING. DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT GO GET UP AND GET A GLASS OF MILK
[16:42] The DM That Failed: ARE YOU ON A BOAT?
[16:42] Rob: NO
[16:44] The DM That Failed: WHY ARE WE YELLING?
[16:44] Rob: I DON'T KNOW
[16:44] Rob: BECAUSE WE'RE IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES
[16:45] The DM That Failed: WE ARE?!!?
[16:45] Rob: YES
[16:45] The DM That Failed: WHICH ONE ARE YOU IN?
[16:48] Rob: CANADAR
[16:48] The DM That Failed: SO AM I
[16:48] The DM That Failed: I'M ON VACATION
[16:48] Rob: TO CANADA? YOUR VACATION SUCKS.
[16:49] The DM That Failed: I KNOW, RIGHT?

[Supercool33]

"If I wrote a book about things I do not care about, there would be forty-eight references to global warming, fifty-six to politics, and one entire chapter devoted to whether or not you like my hair."

[ReverendHobo]

I was talking to a friend who has just recently discovered 4chan (ugh...) and this impromptu battle happened...

tiny_mindhamster: My little boy is becoming a 4channer... Or a newfag, take your pick
JD Meyer: IM TALLER THAN YOU
tiny_mindhamster: I'm taller than my dad
JD Meyer: I KNOW LIKE THIRTY SKILLS YOU DOTN KNOW
tiny_mindhamster: And I know a BUHZILLION MORE
BUZZ!!!
tiny_mindhamster: OH FUCK NO
BUZZ!!!
JD Meyer: I know a spell that is literally SHIT BRIX
tiny_mindhamster: I KNOW IT TOO
JD Meyer: YOUR ANUS IS NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH
JD Meyer: YOU HAD ULCERS
tiny_mindhamster: THAT'S A STOMACH CONDITION!
YOU WERE HIT BY A TRUCK
JD Meyer: THATS A ROAD CONDITION
JD Meyer: YOU HAD BEARD CANCER
tiny_mindhamster: THAT WAS A LIE
tiny_mindhamster: YOU HAD ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
JD Meyer: TAHT WAS A RUSE
JD Meyer: YOU ARE A CROSSDRESSER
tiny_mindhamster: THAT'S PERSONAL!
tiny_mindhamster: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH RED HEADED CHILDREN THAT ARE YOURS
JD Meyer: THATS EVEN MORE PERSONAL

[RedWizard]

"... but even so, you’re forgetting Sabin Figaro, a man whose kung-fu is so strong that he can kill you with the wind from his punches alone. Dude can lift a fucking house for six minutes.

But even more badass than that?

YouTube - The Best Moment of Final Fantasy 6


MOTHERFUCKER SUPLEXED A TRAIN.


Chuck Norris can choke on DEEZ NUTS.

I need a towel."

-The Spoony One

[SnakeEyez]

Here's an expression I question: "Fine and dandy." That's an old-fashioned one, isn't it? You say to a guy, "How are ya?" He says, "Fine and dandy." Not me. I never say that. You know why? Because I'm never both of those things at the same time. Sometimes I'm fine, but I'm not dandy. I might be close to dandy. I might be approaching dandy. I might even be in the general vicinity of dandyhood. But never quite fully dandy. Other times, I might indeed he highly dandy, but not fine. One time, though. 1978. August 15th. For about an hour. I was both fine and dandy at the same time. Unfortunately, nobody asked me how I was. I coulda told 'em for the first time ever, "I'm fine and dandy!" I consider it one of the biggest lost opportunities of my life.

~George Carlin

[ReverendHobo]

Reverend says:
Indeed. I started hating vampires after I saw underworld and I suddenly realized that the interwebs was turning vampires from badasses like Dracula and Nosferatu into a bunch of emo, prance-around fags, who brood irritatingly.
Genya Arikado, Esquire says:
Yes...
Genya Arikado, Esquire says:
I like Sailor Moon...A LOT
Genya Arikado, Esquire says:
And even I think Twilight is gay

Put that shit on the poster of the next Twilight movie!

[Scion_of_Life]

Dear Humanity,

We Regret being alien bastards.
We Regret coming to Earth.
And we most definitely regret that the core just blew up our ragedy-ass fleet.

HOO-RAH!!!!

-Sarge from Halo 2

[Robobvious]

"Said the little boy in the red poof ball hat!" -Eric Cartman reading his awesome Christmas story. (although they didn't do the narration in his voice it was him reading it).

[AwesomeSauce]

Scott: Do you have those things in your kitchen? You know, like drawers, only the doors open?
Me: You mean cabinets?
Scott: Yeah, those!

Priceless.

[RedWizard]

Jemas says:
they harden irt
Jemas says:
shape it
Jemas says:
make it stick, wrap around stuff
Jemas says:
they can suffocate people with it
Hobo says:
But... it wouldn't matter how hard it is
Sonny the Pissed Off Gameboy Color says:
LOL

[ReverendHobo]

Sonny the Pissed Off Gameboy Color says:
Mr Hobo, I want you (inside me)
Jemas says:
.....what.
Reverend says:
Can do!
Sonny the Pissed Off Gameboy Color says:
Win
Jemas says:
foxkei yaoi
Reverend says:
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
Jemas says:
"What are those noises you're making?" "Oh my god he's a parent."
Jemas says:
BabelfishII says (2:12 AM):
I want pix nao.

Reverend says:
Tell her they're in development
Jemas says:
BabelfishII says (2:13 AM):
COOL.
Jemas says:
this is so disturbing
Jemas says:
I guess it's true, what they say
Jemas says:
everyone's gay for clayton.
Reverend says:
It's very true
Reverend says:
Don't deny it
The Freakazoid! says:
*Begins watching Magical Girl Pretty Sammy* (Which is less gay then this conversation)
The Freakazoid! says:
(By a lot)
Jemas says:
that's not tr...
Jemas says:
okay, maybe it is

[The_Edge]

Dear Humanity,

We Regret being alien bastards.
We Regret coming to Earth.
And we most definitely regret that the corps just blew up our ragedy-ass fleet.

HOO-RAH!!!!

-Sarge from Halo 2

It's "corps," good sir. (Sorry, had to do that one, my best friend is military)

And I have no idea who said this, but I felt it worth a mention:

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather; peacefully in my sleep. Not like the passengers in his car, who went screaming.

~ Edge

[WanderingMind]

NathanFillion:
Things that scare me: Sharks. Bears. Zombies. Crowds. Zombie crowds. Closed spaces. Children singing.

[ChukoLiang]

It's "corps," good sir. (Sorry, had to do that one, my best friend is military)

And I have no idea who said this, but I felt it worth a mention:

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather; peacefully in my sleep. Not like the passengers in his car, who went screaming.

~ Edge

Jack Handey

[RedWizard]

"That scene sort of reminded me of Evil Dead 2, in that this game totally sucks and Evil Dead 2 is better in just about every conceivable way."

-The Spoony One

[JesterDK]

So. My friend was over here talking to his roommate in a chat window. He left it open here, and I decided it'd be a few minutes of fun.

I'm signed in as my friend, and talking to his roommate.

1: Yo, G-Biscuit.
1: Was iz-up
1: ...Don't you be ignorin' me, bitch.
2: I didn't realize I was supposed to respond to that
2: I thought you were just having an episode
1: Well you were. Ass.
1: ...and yeah. EPISODE ONE.
1: Ready for a sequel?
1: Hunh?
2: LEAVE THE HUNS OUT OF THIS.
1: You are just talking crazy now
1: I will beat your ass with a frying pan.
2: See you later
1: Aw'right. Lates.



Well, that amused me for a good minute. Hahaha

[Crunkman2000]

From a conversation with PSM:

"A lot of things are better than Overclocked Remix. Furry guro yaoi is better than OCR for example."

Yes, I'm very against bad techno. Which is what 90% of OCR is.

[SnakeEyez]

"Have you noticed that when you look in the top drawer of someone's desk, there are always a few pennies in the pencil tray? I take them."

~George Carlin

[Crunkman2000]

Clayton Harold: yeah... tf2 teim nao
Fudgydeath1413: FINE THEN
Fudgydeath1413: ENJOY YOUR TF2. I'LL SIT HERE AND PLAY SOME DOOM BECAUSE THAT'S THE MOST TAXING GAME MY COMPUTER CAN PLAY GOD THIS THING IS A PIECE OF CRAP > : (

In all honesty, it can handle Counter-Strike Source and Battle for Middle-Earth...

[RedWizard]

"Yes, fucking corn has evolved a means of saying 'please inject brain-eating embryos into the worms that devour my precious tissues. No, not you, these are the other worms. Yeah, send those guys. Thx.'"

-Cracked.com

[ChukoLiang]

"I got this burnin' like my veins are filled with nothin' but gasoline"

[SnakeEyez]

"Sneezes are like earrings: two is okay, but ten in a row is kind of annoying."

~Demetri Martin

[ChukoLiang]

"I bite my thumb at you bitch!"
"How dare you!"
"I'm back in this part just to fix up my g-g-g-glitch"

[Robobvious]

Bruce Lee was too healthy! His muscles just exploded out from his skin and that caused his mysterious death! He could kick Chuck Norris's ass, would you expect any less?

[Ed209]

"We're gonna turn this team around 360 degrees"

NBA star Jason Kidd

[RedWizard]

"My food promotes optimum stool quality. Now I'm not just a good pooper. I'm an optimum one."

-Pedigree food commercial

[SnakeEyez]

Heiae says:
Its like 40 Korean babes singing at once
SnakeEyez says:
You make a strong case, Heiae.

[ChukoLiang]

"Whatever I'm gonna get it right this time motherfuckers."

Followed by the Duck Hunt rap.

[Robobvious]

"Oh Snap! Guess what I saw?" -Biz Markie

[ChukoLiang]

I make it look easy droppin' ducks left and right.
I could do this all night, but I'm at level 99.
So I'mma fire up that grill and we're just gonna pretend;
that it's duck we're grillin' up instead of man's best friend!

-also from Duck Hunt, which I've been binging today.

[WanderingMind]

WorldDude2: I don't understand why people say some bad movies aren't so bad because they are "harmless." That has never made sense to me.

belmontheir @WorldDude2: That's when you make those people - and their KIDS - watch "Showgirls." :D :D :D

-------------

WorldDude2: Just a side note, my criminology professor said recently: "Yeah, I get angry sometimes. I threw a banjo out of a window once." Awesome.

------------

Dystorce: This Hispanic family came through my lane at work today and bought 40 tubes of toothpaste. That's as many as four tens. And that's minty.

----------

polymetrica: Who are these people who are telling me to play Xenosaga Ep II. >:O

ohheyitsPP @polymetrica: - Retards.

----------

WorldDude2: Note to self: Don't charge towards a guy with a shotgun. Both in game and in real life.

-----------

Final Fantasy, Cecil, and Sailor Moon:

rissp: Lol almost done with FFIV but still I want to paint an FFIV banner to use probably while I am playing FFV LOLOLOLOL.
WanderingMind11 @rissp: I'm probably going to do a Edge theme next since he is my favorite character in FFIV.
rissp @WanderingMind11: I was always a Kain fan, but somehow I've ended up more fond of Cecil for some reason I cannot define.
WanderingMind11 @rissp: One thing for sure is that Cecil will be the first one I'll play as in Dissidia.
rissp @WanderingMind11: I find Cecil so interesting in Dissidia because like, every other move he swaps appearance. It's fun to watch. o3o
Tyrannicide @rissp: It's like he switches gender when going between classes.
WanderingMind11 @Tyrannicide: Hahah...so true....XD
rissp @Tyrannicide: ROFLMAO yes. xDD
WanderingMind11 @rissp @Tyrannicide: Reminds me of this quote during one of Noi's streams: "11:07 endaso: Cecil gained: Bishonen!" - When Cecil changes from Dark Knight to Paladin in FFIV.
rissp @WanderingMind11: So true ROFLMAO Cecil is definitely one of the fairest of the FF heroes, even of the Amano ones xD
WanderingMind11 @rissp: Because you can't fight evil if you don't look pretty. XD
rissp @WanderingMind11: Makes him sound like a male Sailor Moon ROFLMAO
Tyrannicide @rissp: I hope that was an unintended pun!
WanderingMind11 @rissp: ROFL at the thought of him yelling "Moon Prism Power Makeup!"
rissp @Tyrannicide: I actually didn't realize the pun till I hit send. xD @WanderingMind11 So very, very true! LOL!
WanderingMind11: Now I'm going to watch some Sailor Moon before I go to bed. Good night, Twitter!
rissp @WanderingMind11 EPICCCCC. Night!

[Grand_OoF]

This wasn't the quote I wanted, but I couldn't remember it in it's entirety or find it, so I found my favorite exchange instead:


Bill: Wait a minute, you stepped in front of that window. I'm onto you! You duct taped it outside the window, didn't you? I read your book, you magnificent bastard!
Dave: Bill, stop. You're making a fool of yourself.
Bill: I will, right after I look out this window.
[Bill shoves past Dave and looks out the window]
Dave: Bill... Bill!
Bill: What?
[Dave pauses until his serious glare breaks down into a guilty grin]
Dave: I stole your cane!
[Dave walks to the window, reaches outside and retrieves Bill's cane from under the window sill]
Dave: I'm sorry Bill, I... I don't know what came over me.
Bill: That is the most childish and immature thing I've ever seen you do!
Dave: No, Bill... this is...
[Dave breaks the cane over his knee]
Dave: But you knew I was going to do that, didn't you?
Bill: Actually, that one caught me by surprise.

-Bill McNeal and Dave from News Radio

*Edit*: Found it! Same episode.

Bill: (Accusingly) Where is it?!
Dave: I don't know. Maybe it took itself for a stroll.
Bill: We both know you took my cane. When you deny it, you insult not only me, but yourself as well as...[B]my cane.

[ReverendHobo]

While watching Evil Dead with a bunch of friends I found some flashlights and started shining them on the screen and on the other viewers.

Amanda: CLAYTON! Turn off the goddamn flashlight!

Clayton: Aw... I never get to play with flashlights...

Amanda: You don't have flashlights at your house?

Clayton: Well yeah, but I always get yelled at...

Amanda: YOU'RE BEING YELLED AT NOW!

Phillip: I don't think Clayton gets why everyone hates flashlights so much.

Clayton: Yeah, what's with the no flashlight policy?

[SnakeEyez]

"Please adhere to the following rules while in the city square: no swimming, no swearing, no laughing, no crying, no talking out of turn, no line dancing, no moose calling, no swordplay, no pumpkin carving, no mummified cat juggling, no wallowing in your own self pity, no circumstantial evidence, no walking on the grass, no pancakes on Monday, no dessert until you finish your vegetables, no slapstick comedy, no balloon animals, and absolutely, positively, no playing in the crater. It upsets me."

~Some NPC from Secret of Evermore

[WanderingMind]

Sobou: Why does "Jennifer's Body" look so damn stupid
Seijika @Sobou: Is that some like porno or something.
Sobou @Seijika: No, it's some R-rated movie about a chick who's murdered by her friends and comes back as a lesbian vampire
belmontheir @Sobou: Sounds like my senior year of high school.

[Robobvious]

"5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass"

"Lordy Lordy, Look Who's Turning 4040!" -Markula, the Landlord

[Grand_OoF]

Megan: I'll kill him, and no one will find the body.
Me: lol
Me: I have no doubt.
Megan: You seem to have a lot of undeserved confidence in my combat abilities.
Me: But of course! I know the true ways of the female.
Me: The female kind is not to be underestimated. For underneath the warm demeanor, soft skin and BOOBIEZ, is the calculating mind of a ruthless killing machine. That's why there's nothing special about guys fighting. But two girls fighting? That's a sight to see.
Megan: That's quote worthy.

-Me and a friend

[SnakeEyez]

"If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say that she had a fourth sense?"

~George Carlin

[RedWizard]

"Call me a killjoy, but I think that because this isn't to my taste, no one else should be able to enjoy it."

-Marge Simpson, as well as countless other real bigots who think along the same lines


"I'm not a scalper, I'm a dude whose two hundred friends didn't show up."

-Ticket Scalper

[Chuypc]

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. - Mel Brooks

[SnakeEyez]

"So use your brains just for one time.
You can't rule mankind."

~Masterplan, Crystal Night

[RedWizard]

"Nothing bonds a parent and child like bringing a car salesman to his knees."

-Gunny Bricker from Major Dad

[Scion_of_Life]

“I was thinking of letting God sort them out, but something told me they were dead.”

-Tyr Anasazi from Andromeda (Season Two Episode 7)

[ReverendHobo]

Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
In his tooth?
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
Like in that shitty Dune movie?
The gas tooth thing?
Reverend says:
like in a lot of spy movies
Jo the Super Genius says:
Gas teeth? What?
What manner of tomfoolery is this?
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
Never you mind Brian
Dune was hilariously bad
Reverend says:
Sometimes you need to chew through a badass nowandlater
Devon says:
Haha
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
You should market that Rev
Red Wizard says:
Heh.
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
"Reverend Hobo's Badass Bars"
Reverend says:
yeah!
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
The candy bar that kicks your fucking ass!
Reverend says:
That's the greatest tagline ever...

[Scion_of_Life]

Becka: I don’t believe it.

(substance starts pouring into water, making gas)

Trance: We must not be righteous enough.

Beka: Or Fletcher’s people got here first.

Dillon: What’s that smell? Almonds?

(the trio turns around to see substance brewing)

Becka: I think I opened up more than the panel.

Trance: That’s cyanide.

Dillon: That stuff’s not good for you.

Becka: Son of a---, this said nothing about cyanide!

Dillon: Well, we better make something up.

Becka: I got nothing…

[ReverendHobo]

Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
In his tooth?
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
Like in that shitty Dune movie?
The gas tooth thing?
Reverend says:
like in a lot of spy movies
Jo the Super Genius says:
Gas teeth? What?
What manner of tomfoolery is this?
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
Never you mind Brian
Dune was hilariously bad
Reverend says:
Sometimes you need to chew through a badass nowandlater
Devon says:
Haha
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
You should market that Rev
Red Wizard says:
Heh.
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
"Reverend Hobo's Badass Bars"
Reverend says:
yeah!
Ulala's Swingin Report Show! says:
The candy bar that kicks your fucking ass!
Reverend says:
That's the greatest tagline ever...

Alucard sent me this:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/0megatehman/Candycopy.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/0megatehman/factscopy.jpg

These are by far the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

[Scion_of_Life]

"I have faith in nothing but this:

When the universe collapses and dies, there will be three survivors: Tyr Anasazi, the cockroaches, and Dylan Hunt trying to save the cockroaches."

-Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda – Season Two Episode 19: Belly of the Beast)

[ReverendHobo]

I was at Buffalo Wild Wings with a bunch of friends celebrating one's birthday today. At one point we started talking about comics and my friend Johnny had this to say:

"The last comic I read was some Sonic the Hedgehog comic. They were all out in some field fist-fighting, because that's what they do in Sonic comics I guess, and Dr. Robotnik came by and started firing lasers and shit into the group. When the smoke cleared there were just a bunch of scorch marks and I was like 'Cool, Eggman just fucked some shit up' but later on he says 'I sent them to another realm where I can control them!' and I just went, 'Damn it...' and closed the book..."

[Scion_of_Life]

I was at Buffalo Wild Wings with a bunch of friends celebrating one's birthday today. At one point we started talking about comics and my friend Johnny had this to say:

"The last comic I read was some Sonic the Hedgehog comic. They were all out in some field fist-fighting, because that's what they do in Sonic comics I guess, and Dr. Robotnik came by and started firing lasers and shit into the group. When the smoke cleared there were just a bunch of scorch marks and I was like 'Cool, Eggman just fucked some shit up' but later on he says 'I sent them to another realm where I can control them!' and I just went, 'Damn it...' and closed the book..."

You know, I think Marvel has been stealing ideas from the ever sly Dr. Robotnik...

[RedWizard]

Bartholomew Kuma: I never got to into it, outside of doing it with my brother.
Red Wizard: I'm SO taking that out of context.

[ChukoLiang]

"These boots are made for stompin'!"

-Heard from The Reverend whilst playing Soul Calibur IV (as astaroth).

[ReverendHobo]

"These boots are made for stompin'!"

-Heard from The Reverend whilst playing Soul Calibur IV (as astaroth).

That reminds me of the last time I played Warhammer 40k with Walker and Jed. I flew my Daemon Prince in behind one of Walker's ork units and offhandedly said "He's puttin' on his rape shoes."

[RedWizard]

Epic Mickey: Yes
Epic Mickey: But then we could see each other's...STUFF
Red Wizard: That sounded not right. I'm taking that out of context too.

[SnakeEyez]

"I was so upset when Michael Jackson died. But then I heard that since he's 99% plastic, he's going to be melted down into a set of Lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change."

~Ivan Arroyo (comedian)

[RedWizard]

"You found the (usable item)! On the Select Item Subscreen, you can set it to C-Left, C-Down, or C-Right. Then you can (do whatever it does) by pressing that C button! Watch your magic meter!"

-Ocarina of Time. Every single time you find an item. Every. Single. Time.

[WanderingMind]

"What an ass. He was grinning like an idiot the entire time. What's wrong with that guy?"

-Genis, Tales of Symphonia

[SnakeEyez]

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -- forever."

~George Orwell

[Ed209]

I recently saw the Princess Bride again:

Inigo: Where is the gate key?
guard: I have no gate key.
Inigo: Fezik, break his arms.
guard: Oh, you mean this gate key.

[xiXxJackiexXix]

Morlock: Heretic, you shall not pass!
Raziel: Such loyalty, to one who has you guarding this outpost like a chained dog. Tell me, do you prosper on the scraps he casts you?

Legacy of Kain Soul Reaver
http://www.games.lt/w/gbox/3925.jpg

[Crunkman2000]

Never ask Rev for advice regarding Fallout:

Crunkman2k says (4:24 PM):
*isn't there supposed to be a Behemoth in the museum?
Reverend says (4:29 PM):
*...
*no, it's a mummy with a magic tablet that brings all the exhibits to life
*duh
Crunkman2k says (4:30 PM):
*well, he's supposed to spawn in the entryway, right?
*he didn't show up. I'm assuming they start to spawn either at a certain point [in the story] or they're random.
Reverend says (4:30 PM):
*what? no
*There's teddy roosavelt
Reverend says (4:31 PM):
*sakajooweeah
*the tiny diarama people. They're funny
Crunkman2k says (4:34 PM):
*DAMMIT
Crunkman2k says (4:35 PM):
*ran into a Glowing One...and about five more ferals who all cornered me and attacked like they were doing the wave with my face.
Reverend says (4:39 PM):
*What movie are you watching!? That's not in the night at the museum at all!
Crunkman2k says (4:39 PM):
*sure it is
Crunkman2k says (4:40 PM):
*at the end Ben Stiller gets shot with a laser rifle and turned to dust...right?
*because that'd do the world a whole lot of good.
Reverend says (4:40 PM):
*No!
*That doesn't happen!
*He reunites with his kid and they have a dance party
Crunkman2k says (4:40 PM):
*...no lasers?
*DAMN YOU CHINESE PIRATES

[RedWizard]

"Spoiler: 299 die."

-My friend Hannah

[Robobvious]

"AFLAC! GYNO!" -Smalls

[Scion_of_Life]

"Anyone can beat mercenaries and assorted Thralls into submission, so we would judge that it's the style in which you use it that really matters. Just because Lara has a world to save, there's no excuse for skimping on artistic expression. If you're not spectacularly throwing foes overboard, blasting them over ledges or crunching them into walls and ceilings, you're just not trying hard enough..."

-Quote from a guide on Tomb Raider: Underworld in reference to Thor's Hammer (Mjolnir)

[SnakeEyez]

Reverend says:
Now it's just me and you...
Alone at last.
SnakeEyez:
What'll it be? Ten paces with guns? Eggbeaters? Blowdarts? Badger-chucks?
Or do we do this with our bare hands like cavemen?
Reverend says:
I was thinking romantic music and dinner... but I guess that works too.
SnakeEyez:
Oh, no fighting to the death? Nuts. Maybe next time.
Reverend says:
Indeed.
SnakeEyez:
I should warn you, though: I'm a cheap date.
My idea of a good time is Burger King and stealing pennies from the make-a-wish fountains at the mall.
Reverend says:
I guess I should warn you then... I roofied the drinks.
SnakeEyez:
Well then, the joke's on you, for I am secretly a man!
Oh wait.
That's not a surprise, is it.
Please don't cornhole me.
Reverend says:
I can't promise anything.

[RedWizard]

"Only fagoots masterboot!"

-GlassAdam

[Scion_of_Life]

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child-it takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.

Ted Nugent

[AlucardsFate]

"It's a guaranteed disaster. Like eating a burrito before sex." - 30Rock's Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin)

I was laughing just a little to hard at this...so I had to post it...

[xiXxJackiexXix]

“Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.” - Jackie Estacado

[RedWizard]

"Thanks. Next time I have a chance to kill a human, I won't. Unless I'm in a blood rage or something."

-Urdnot Scout (Mass Effect 2)

[ReverendHobo]

"Thanks. Next time I have a chance to kill a human, I won't. Unless I'm in a blood rage or something."

-Urdnot Scout (Mass Effect 2)

That made me laugh when I heard it.

"I'll have you know I have a fever, a cough, and my sinuses are filled with stuff I can't even describe.

Totally worth it."

-Tali'Zorah

[RedWizard]

"Why are you green?"

-Commander Shepard (Mass Effect 2)