A Man, A Reverend, A Legend

[ReverendHobo]

How are you folks doin'? If'n you want to know who I am, and I know you do, just take a look at the following.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/0megatehman/002.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y77/0megatehman/003.jpg

'Nuff said, true believers, 'nuff said.

[Baberific]

GUH, how you came to be, or even came to be conceived is still a mystery to me, even though you have drawings that explain it.

Either way...it's epic.

[ReverendHobo]

Translations!

First page:
My origins, Clayton "Reverend Hobo" Harold

Once, when I was a young man, someone asked me, "Clayton, why are you so awesome?"
And this is what I told them.

I was not born as you are born, instead, I rode into existence on a lightening bolt. On fire.

*First pitcha*

I was later found in the middle of a two-mile-wide crater. I had already grown a manly beard, and had complete lingual skills, especially sarcasm and humor.

*Second Pitcha*
Speech bubble: 'Ey! Can I get some milk up in this bitch?

The people who found me were scientists with the military, they took me in and studied me.
Turns out they pegged me as the second coming.

Not of Christ mind you, but of the most awesome person to ever live. There's still some debate on who exactly the first coming was, but that's not important.


Second page:
At first they weren't quite sure if I truely was the second coming of awesome... But that didn't last long.

Speech bubble: Damn, He's awesome.

I was eventually placed with a "family" of agents who were tasked to protect me until I could fulfill my destiny.

Fin.

[Umbrae]

Gotta love it~

[WanderingMind]

Awesome.

I was able to read your handwriting, by the way.

[PSRT]

I think my eyes are bleeding.

That was awesome, though.

[RedWizard]

Just incredible!

You should write my origins story.

[SnakeEyez]

You truly are a man among small hairless babies.

[KomodoAce]

You even scanned the pages and uploaded it. Wow.