Finish This Phone Convo!

[LadyFox]

So a youtube star by the name of KevJumba is having a contest on his website where he has video taped himself having a one sided phone conversation. The contest is to creatively (but G rated) make a video response to finish the other half of the convo. So I'm considering making one, but I'm not quite sure what to say. Here is a link to the contest page where you can see his video and other peoples replies side by side.
http://www.kevjumba.com/contest?pbt_name=contest

I also wrote out what he says to make it easier if you wanted to give it a try or donate some ideas. :D You could $500.

Hello?

Do I know you?

Ohh Ok Yea I remember, what's up?

Are you serious? You did?

NICE! I'm happy for you, that's awesome.

Me? Oh Im not doing much, I'm just chillin, just reading.

Yea. Ah just some school stuff ya know.

UH Hm So you had to ask me something?

No I haven't seen that video yet.

Why whats it about?

Thats funny, I'll try and watch it later.

So I heard youre going to a concert.

Is it the Jonas Brothers?
I hope they win a grammy
Tell me you have an extra ticket.

Oh. Fine.

Oh Ok yea, I gotta go too. Its been nice talking to you.
Call me anytime.

Alright, tell your parents I said Hi as well.

[GlassAdam]

Hello?

Hey sailor.

Do I know you?

You sure do... I was the one with the assless chaps?

Ohh Ok Yea I remember, what's up?

I bet you can guess...

Are you serious? You did?

I did, I am, I will again, you know what I'm sayin', sweet thang?

NICE! I'm happy for you, that's awesome.

It is awesome. It's a sight to behold. What about you?

Me? Oh Im not doing much, I'm just chillin, just reading.

Ooh I like reading. You wanna read what the tag says on my man thong?

Yea. Ah just some school stuff ya know.

They make you wear thongs at school?

UH Hm So you had to ask me something?

Yeah, did you see the thong song video yet?

No I haven't seen that video yet.

Oh you should honey, you really should.

Why whats it about?

Man thongs.

Thats funny, I'll try and watch it later.

Okay, you do that.

So I heard youre going to a concert.

Nope.

Is it the Jonas Brothers?
I hope they win a grammy
Tell me you have an extra ticket.

No, I don't.

Oh. Fine.

Jesus Christ, I thought we were talking about thongs. Fuck this I gotta jet.

Oh Ok yea, I gotta go too. Its been nice talking to you.
Call me anytime.

Will do. Hey my parents want you, bigtime.

Alright, tell your parents I said Hi as well.

[LadyFox]

LoL I can always depend on you for some creative @$$ commentary. <3

[Robobvious]

Hello?
Hey man!

Do I know you?
Nope, I'm the guy who stole your wallet.

Ohh Ok Yea I remember, what's up?
Your credit card bill, I bought a Ferrari.

Are you serious? You did?
Yep.

NICE! I'm happy for you, that's awesome.
Dude what are you on?

Me? Oh Im not doing much, I'm just chillin, just reading.
Reading? Anything interesting?

Yea. Ah just some school stuff ya know.
So that's a "no" then.

UH Hm So you had to ask me something?
Did you see Ron Jeremy's 1,000 Greatest Facials?

No I haven't seen that video yet.
Why whats it about?
Well, it's Ron Jeremy... and his 1,000 greatest facials... and I just bought a copy with your credit card and sent it to your grandparents... from you... with love.

Thats funny, I'll try and watch it later.
You have to be on something.

So I heard youre going to a concert.
What? You don't even know me!

Is it the Jonas Brothers?
No, what makes you th-

I hope they win a grammy
Wow...

Tell me you have an extra ticket.
Tell me your PIN number.

Oh. Fine.
Did you say 05? That's not enough numbers. I regret talking to you. I'm hanging up.

Oh Ok yea, I gotta go too. Its been nice talking to you.
Do you need medical attention? I'm seriously worried for you at this point.

Call me anytime.
I won't. By the way, tell your mom I said Hi.

Alright, tell your parents I said Hi as well.
...You stay far away from me and my parents!

[LadyFox]

LOL ROB! I wish I would have read this sooner. Contest ends today though. If I weren't so lazy, I might have made a video with this. Thats pretty funny. :D

[GlassAdam]

Holy shit. Wow that really was funny. +rep for Robobvious!

[LadyFox]

Thanks for reminding me Adam. I gave him some too. ^_^ My mind, although absurd, has difficulty processing original humour. I'm usually on funny by accident. That's where you guys come in. :D