Robobvious: Good, Evil, Fact

[Robobvious]

He slinks across the rooftops like a slinky on the stairway to heaven, lithe as a tiger, and silent as a mute, Robobvious stalks the dreaded arms dealer Juari Pa Nuam from far above the streets of Prague. Suddenly to the northeast, a flicker of light reveals the location of the 4th sniper hired by his target for the night, "Hm, cigarettes will kill you" Robobvious says as he makes note of Juari's location before dispatching the sniper with a single Cyanide Dart from his modified USP. As he looks to the streets far below he quickly locates Juari dissapearing down an empty sidestreet.

Robobvious follows Juari into the abandoned fruit factory that he used as his arms warehouse, dropping down to ground level and watching from the shadow's as his prey led him to the package. Juari looked back and forth along the rows of pallettes before stopping in front of crate 27-06, he took a crowbar from the seat of a forklift and removed the metal braces from the front side of the crate, struggling to remove it and looking into the depths of the forgotten box.

"That will be enough I think, Mr. Nuam"
"YOU!" Juari yelled turning around with looks of mixed fear and surprise at the presence of this shadowy entity. "This isn't possible I left you dead in Somalia!" he roared.
"If you truly believed that then you wouldn't have hired the snipers would you? But enough of this, the hour is late and I grow weary of you, your purpose is fulfilled, you've led me to the package."

And before Juari could utter another word Robobvious had closed the 10 foot gap between them and sliced his jugular wide open. Turning his gaze from the dying criminal before him towards the stolen property of the U.S. government Robobvious reached into his pocket, withdrew a small object, held out his hand, and whistled.

"Here girl, who's a good doggie? C'mon, let's go."

Out of the shadows of the pallette stepped the President's Golden Labrador Piddles. Robobvious pulled a mic out of his pants pocket and began to speak into it.

"Robobvious to Devildog, come in Devildog, over"
"Go for DevilDog, over"
"Package secure, target eliminated, requesting helivac from roof of statehouse, over"
"Roger that we'll be there in T-10, over"
"Copy that, over and out"

Tune in Next Week for the espionage, the romance, the action of, Robobvious: Good, Evil, Fact.

Is it True you ask?
Hah! Does the pope wear a funny hat?

[Umbrae]

What the hell...

[AlucardsFate]

*Scratches Head*

[KomodoAce]

You lost me there Robo.

[WanderingMind]

Umm...yeah.

[Baberific]

Oh wait...I think I grasp the concept!!!

Ugh.....BOOGERS???

[Robobvious]

MUAHHAHAHAHA! NO ONE CAN HOPE TO UNDERSTAND A MAN SO CLEAR! I'M LIKE CERAN WRAP, CLEAR AS DAY BUT NONE OF YOU CAN HOPE TO UNDERSTAND ME! TO UNDERSTAND OBVIOUS! MUAHAHA!

lol, Idk I was bored, I hope you guys enjoyed this odd distraction.

[PSRT]

That was rad.

[WanderingMind]

Boredom can do wonders...

[Scion_of_Life]

Well, I think I got lost in translation.

[Robobvious]

Hey I just realized I never really mentioned what I did while at Anime boston, so here's my AB post! :D

While at AB I:

Dressed as Swine Flu
Saw "Bad Anime, Bad!" With the most hilariously horrible Anime I have ever seen. It was awesome. "Why are you looking at me as though I am insane?" *eye gleam*
Helped my friend's girl by some Emily the Strange panties as a joke and she helped me buy my Saizo hat.
Saw a few Case Closed movies.
Saw the AMV showing, it was great! At one point the bass blared out of the speakers, shoving the air in the room into our eardrums! :D
Bought a "Spike is my Hero" button
Saw Kalafina and the Video Game Orchestra live!
Went to the Rave! Which was pretty awesome as well. Hot, sweaty, crowded, loud, awesome.
Saw awesome cosplays! Pyramid Head, Aku, The Merchant, Nemesis, Ryuk, several Snake's, Ace Ventura, The Portal Cake, Companion Cube, etc.
Saw Cosplay Chess (exactly what it sounds like) and Full Metal Legal (a court suit was brought against a homonculus for killing that dude who always shows pictures of his baby girl to his friends, pretty funny).
Toured Artist's Alley and the Dealer's Room, bought a few things.
Had a blast with friends, AB was kickass.

[Baberific]

Sounds like you had an animetastic time.

I hope my anime expo experience is going to be great.

[Robobvious]

It should be, but if you see Man-Faye you have to drop kick him on the last day of the con.

[WanderingMind]

I've never been to an anime con. Sounds like you had a great time at AB.

[Robobvious]

I've never been to an anime con. Sounds like you had a great time at AB.

Yeah it was very cool. Especially so since we all went in a group, if you have buddies who are into that stuff as well hit up a con.

[Robobvious]

So the other day I headed into Boston with some friends and pre-registered for Anime Boston 2010. It wasn't that simple though (it never is). First Curt, who put the whole trip together, was sick and couldn't go.

I tried reaching my friend Jon and told my buddy Rich I would leave at 2 if I didn't hear from him. he called at approximately 1:53 and said he still had to shower and get ready before walking to my house which is on the opposite end of town from him. :/ Okay, so I tell him I'll wait and I start reading Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins. Around 3 I've read 95% of the book when Jon calls and says he can't go because his mom needs him to do stuff. "No that's fine Jon, yeah I'll see ya later, no it's okay." Dammit. now I'm mad I got so delayed for nothing. I'm about ready to leave when Jon calls back saying his mom changed her mind and could drop him off in a few minutes. Ugh. So Jon finally gets over here and we walk to the train station to head into Boston.

We switch over at Downtown Crossing to get on the Red Line to Harvard and we meet Rich and his girlfriend Kerry at the pizza place in The Garage. I buy a couple of cheese slices and a drink , realize I'm not hungry and give the pizza slices to Rich and Jon, the latter accepts with a declaration of "You fucker!" hating it when I pay for him, which I often wind up doing. It's cool though, I don't care how I spend my money if it makes my friends happy and allow us to have fun together.

We head over to Tokyo Kid and I register as Robert J Bryk for AB '10 (Robert J Bryk is a name taken from a set of dog tags in MGS2, I will be attending AB as a GRU soldier). Then head to Newbury's, I unsuccessfully look for Jeffrey Lewis' "The Last Time I Did Acid I Went Insane" and resolve to buy a Mana Potion Energy Drink because my curiosity and love of Diablo compels me to do so. Kerry determines the foul mixture smells like ass berries, and I decide that's what it happens to taste like; It looks nice though.
After a quick trip inside Tokyo Kid where Kerry loads up on Pocky and Japanese Gummi Peach candies we head downstairs to Hootenanny's where i look sexy in a fedora and agonize over the awesome but expensive Gama-Go clothing. Rich buys a katana umbrella while Kerry gets some red high heels, there's much joking around with the funny hats in the store among other things.

We leave the garage and cross the street to CVS so Jon can get an Arizona and Rich gets a diet coke. Due to a miscommunication in securing places in line me and Jon wind up waiting outside and decide to leave our friends wondering where we went as a joke and cross the street to the Japanese novelty shop Kofuku. We solve wooden Chinese puzzles, peruse strange wares, and examine pens comically fit for a proctologist.

Finally we decide we've seen what Harvard Square has to offer and head back onto the T trains. We must spend a good 15 minutes saying goodbye where instead of actually doing so we stood around talking more and continuing on in the hilarious fashion that had pervaded the day. I discover Kerry hasn't pre-registered because she doesn't have the money, and force her to take $31 to spend on it. She attempts to make me take it back but because of her new shoes she's not wearing sensible heels and I easily outmaneuver her and Rich, and me an Jon wave goodbye to catch our train out of Boston.

So, all in all, fun day. There was also Star Wars, Silent Hill, Piercings, Andy Samberg, Mutton Chops, Buttons, Free Refills, Inappropriate Humor, and Sarcasm.

[Robobvious]

I started to write about my life, but then I didn't like what I had written, seems indicative of a problem.